You might be a knifenut if...
- ilikeknives
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AWESOME THREAD !!!!
You may be considered a knife nut if:
You have taken the time to teach your loved ones and friends how to discern between a collectible knife perhaps of value, and the others not worth your time when they browse at the local rummage sales.
Those same people have you on "speed dial' for the same reason.
All of your friends receive knives in lieu of any other gifts no matter the occassion.
You compare the cost of anything versus the knife or knives you won't be getting as a result.
You make up cards for your knives which give the purchase value, and the value to you.
You have stayed up the entire night more than once doing knife related tasks, or caring for your collection.
You find yourself seriously irritated for having lost an ebay auction.
Morality actually plays a role in your hobby.
Giulty here on the AAPK homepage,,Good one PA !!
You may be considered a knife nut if:
You have taken the time to teach your loved ones and friends how to discern between a collectible knife perhaps of value, and the others not worth your time when they browse at the local rummage sales.
Those same people have you on "speed dial' for the same reason.
All of your friends receive knives in lieu of any other gifts no matter the occassion.
You compare the cost of anything versus the knife or knives you won't be getting as a result.
You make up cards for your knives which give the purchase value, and the value to you.
You have stayed up the entire night more than once doing knife related tasks, or caring for your collection.
You find yourself seriously irritated for having lost an ebay auction.
Morality actually plays a role in your hobby.
Giulty here on the AAPK homepage,,Good one PA !!
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Re: knife nut
Ask and ye shall receive:jonet143 wrote:you might be a knife nut if......
you just sat here and finished all these at one time
and wish there were more!
http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showt ... p?t=380459
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Way to go Fellas,
This is truely one of the best threads we've ever done...and we've had some great ones. ok lets see if I can add...
ya might be a knife knut if:
Your co-workers ask each Monday morning...
"which ones did you buy this weekend"?
Your wife knows what "Cattaraugus" means.
You've ever traded for a knife of lesser
value just because you "KNEW" your friend
really wanted it.
You get real concerned when your issue of
Knife World is late.
Thanks guys lets keep this going.... later WT3L
This is truely one of the best threads we've ever done...and we've had some great ones. ok lets see if I can add...
ya might be a knife knut if:
Your co-workers ask each Monday morning...
"which ones did you buy this weekend"?
Your wife knows what "Cattaraugus" means.
You've ever traded for a knife of lesser
value just because you "KNEW" your friend
really wanted it.
You get real concerned when your issue of
Knife World is late.
Thanks guys lets keep this going.... later WT3L
- whittlenut
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- whittlenut
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...If you have 5 church knives, 10 letter opening knives, 7 work at the office knives, 12 work on the job knives, 25 work in the yard around the house knives, 4 restaurant knives to carry when you eat out, and about 150 more you just like to hold and look at occasionally... and your late for work sometimes because you can't make up your mind which one you want to carry that day.
You might be a knife-nut if...
You cut yourself so often that your wife no longer comes running but just calls out "That's nice, dear."
You insist on cutting your birthday cake with your peanut because that's the one you happen to be carrying.
You're at a party boasting about your knives and avoid eye contact with your wife because you know she's giving you "the look".
What's so great is that most of this thread sounds absolutely true.
What would our friends and family do without us and our knife quirks?
You cut yourself so often that your wife no longer comes running but just calls out "That's nice, dear."
You insist on cutting your birthday cake with your peanut because that's the one you happen to be carrying.
You're at a party boasting about your knives and avoid eye contact with your wife because you know she's giving you "the look".
What's so great is that most of this thread sounds absolutely true.
What would our friends and family do without us and our knife quirks?
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You might be a knife nut if.........your right handed and not only the hair on your left arm has patches missing, but your left calf also looks like it has mange!
And I've noticed. Most of our wives all have mastered the "Look"!
And I've noticed. Most of our wives all have mastered the "Look"!
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you might be a knife nut if
You might be a knife nut if you use knife pattern numbers for your passwords in all of your accounts, because you can remember them easier that way. Guilty!
tank wrote:You might be a knife-nut if you wakeup every morning with the schatts and love it.
Now that is funny...........................
you may a knife nut if; you would rather take pictures of your knives, than take your wife out for dinner on your anniversary.
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- whittlenut
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Re: You might be a knifenut if...
Time to resurrect this thread!
I remember it topic from almost 7 years ago, and it still makes me laugh!
So lets hear your “You might be a knifenut if…”
I will restart it with this one…
You might be a knifenut if you have ever put someone to sleep telling them about your knife collection!
I remember it topic from almost 7 years ago, and it still makes me laugh!
So lets hear your “You might be a knifenut if…”
I will restart it with this one…
You might be a knifenut if you have ever put someone to sleep telling them about your knife collection!
Dale
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"Buy more ammo!" - Johnnie Fain
“Evil is Powerless If The Good are Unafraid.” – Ronald Reagan