Mumbleypeg wrote: ↑Thu Jun 16, 2022 3:14 am Teacher (talking on the phone): So you say Johnny has a bad cold and can’t come to school today. To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.
Ken
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TOM - KGFG - (Knife-Guy-From-Germany)
I believe..., every knife is a soul, looking for a soulmate.
Weebit-Nano https://www.weebit-nano.com/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weebit_Nano
US - ARMY - COMBAT - ENGINEERS - 1990 - 1993 - God Bless Our Troops!
I believe..., every knife is a soul, looking for a soulmate.
Weebit-Nano https://www.weebit-nano.com/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weebit_Nano
US - ARMY - COMBAT - ENGINEERS - 1990 - 1993 - God Bless Our Troops!
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jerryd6818 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 16, 2022 12:59 pm "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."
David
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Here ya go.
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If you don't watch the news, you are uninformed. If you watch the news, you are misinformed.
If you don't watch the news, you are uninformed. If you watch the news, you are misinformed.
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My computer told me my password must have eight characters, so I chose Snow White & the seven dwarves.
~Q~
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Wish I would have thought of that.
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My friend took me out to his tool shed the other day, pointed at a ladder and said, "This is my step-ladder, I never knew my real ladder." 
~Q~
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Heard this on the radio today. Did you notice the Queen's funeral procession couldn't get within 500 feet of an elementary school because Prince Andrew was included in the ceremony.
“The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.” (Paulo Coelho)
Men make plans and God laughs
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
Men make plans and God laughs
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
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Dang, Joe Biden declares Covid is over on Sunday and then you get this from Medi Care today?
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Important: Updated COVID-19 vaccines are now available to provide increased protection against the currently circulating Omicron BA.4 and BA.5 subvariants.
If it has been at least 2 months since you completed your COVID-19 primary series or had your last booster, then you are eligible for an updated vaccine.
As with other diseases, you're protected best from COVID-19 when you stay up to date with the recommended vaccines. COVID-19 vaccines are effective at protecting people from getting seriously ill.
Learn More
Remember: Medicare covers the COVID-19 vaccine at no cost to you. Find a COVID-19 vaccine location near you.
“The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.” (Paulo Coelho)
Men make plans and God laughs
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
Men make plans and God laughs
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
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Today, I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon...
...I'll let you know!
...I'll let you know!
~Q~
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My sister's opening a school to teach math to short people.
It's called "Making The Little Things Count"
It's called "Making The Little Things Count"
~Q~
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TOM - KGFG - (Knife-Guy-From-Germany)
I believe..., every knife is a soul, looking for a soulmate.
Weebit-Nano https://www.weebit-nano.com/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weebit_Nano
US - ARMY - COMBAT - ENGINEERS - 1990 - 1993 - God Bless Our Troops!
I believe..., every knife is a soul, looking for a soulmate.
Weebit-Nano https://www.weebit-nano.com/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weebit_Nano
US - ARMY - COMBAT - ENGINEERS - 1990 - 1993 - God Bless Our Troops!
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TOM - KGFG - (Knife-Guy-From-Germany)
I believe..., every knife is a soul, looking for a soulmate.
Weebit-Nano https://www.weebit-nano.com/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weebit_Nano
US - ARMY - COMBAT - ENGINEERS - 1990 - 1993 - God Bless Our Troops!
I believe..., every knife is a soul, looking for a soulmate.
Weebit-Nano https://www.weebit-nano.com/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weebit_Nano
US - ARMY - COMBAT - ENGINEERS - 1990 - 1993 - God Bless Our Troops!
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And now you can finally tell us which one came first.
TOM - KGFG - (Knife-Guy-From-Germany)
I believe..., every knife is a soul, looking for a soulmate.
Weebit-Nano https://www.weebit-nano.com/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weebit_Nano
US - ARMY - COMBAT - ENGINEERS - 1990 - 1993 - God Bless Our Troops!
I believe..., every knife is a soul, looking for a soulmate.
Weebit-Nano https://www.weebit-nano.com/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weebit_Nano
US - ARMY - COMBAT - ENGINEERS - 1990 - 1993 - God Bless Our Troops!
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i woke last night to the sound of thunder
how far off i sat and wondered
started humming a song from nineteen sixty two
aint it funny how the night moves
i woke last night to the sound of thunder
how far off i sat and wondered
started humming a song from nineteen sixty two
aint it funny how the night moves
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this is me ... all day 
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i woke last night to the sound of thunder
how far off i sat and wondered
started humming a song from nineteen sixty two
aint it funny how the night moves
i woke last night to the sound of thunder
how far off i sat and wondered
started humming a song from nineteen sixty two
aint it funny how the night moves
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Forged on the anvil of discipline.
The Few. The Proud.
Jerry D.
This country has become more about sub-groups than about it's unity as a nation.
"The #72 pattern has got to be pretty close to the perfect knife."
--T.J. Murphy 2012
The Few. The Proud.
Jerry D.
This country has become more about sub-groups than about it's unity as a nation.
"The #72 pattern has got to be pretty close to the perfect knife."
--T.J. Murphy 2012
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Vladimir Putin is a very popular guy these days as seen in the many jokes around now.
Did you hear that all of Vladimir Putins shoes are marked on the inside with the letters TGIF. That reminds him that "Toes Go In First".
Did you hear that all of Vladimir Putins shoes are marked on the inside with the letters TGIF. That reminds him that "Toes Go In First".
"Sometimes even the blind chicken finds corn"
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How do you know if your wife is a good houskeeper?
When you get divorced, she keeps the house!
When you get divorced, she keeps the house!
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Mumbleypeg
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Saw this sign recently.
Ken
Ken
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Member AKTI, TSRA, NRA.
If your religion requires that you hate someone, you need a new religion.
When the people fear their government, that is tyranny. When government fears the people, that is freedom.
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If your religion requires that you hate someone, you need a new religion.
When the people fear their government, that is tyranny. When government fears the people, that is freedom.
https://www.akti.org/
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A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
~Q~
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Here's one for Halloween:
What happens when a wolf meditates?
He becomes aware wolf!
What happens when a wolf meditates?
He becomes aware wolf!
~Q~
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Q
What is a judges favorite drink?
A subpoena colada.
What is a judges favorite drink?
A subpoena colada.