Hear of a Good One Lately

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Mumbleypeg wrote: Thu Jun 16, 2022 3:14 am Teacher (talking on the phone): So you say Johnny has a bad cold and can’t come to school today. To whom am I speaking?

Voice: This is my father.

::facepalm::

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Past, Present & Future walk into a bar. It was tense. ::suspense::
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They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast.
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just bob wrote: Wed Jun 15, 2022 2:24 pm Ain't it the truth!
Yes verah true! ::tu::
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jerryd6818 wrote: Thu Jun 16, 2022 12:59 pm "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."
:lol:
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Here ya go.
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My computer told me my password must have eight characters, so I chose Snow White & the seven dwarves.
We are all just prisoners here of our own device.
In the master's chamber they gather for the feast.
They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast.
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Wish I would have thought of that.
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:lol: :lol:
QTCut5 wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 6:31 pm My computer told me my password must have eight characters, so I chose Snow White & the seven dwarves.
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My friend took me out to his tool shed the other day, pointed at a ladder and said, "This is my step-ladder, I never knew my real ladder." :?
We are all just prisoners here of our own device.
In the master's chamber they gather for the feast.
They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast.
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Heard this on the radio today. Did you notice the Queen's funeral procession couldn't get within 500 feet of an elementary school because Prince Andrew was included in the ceremony.
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Today, I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon...
























...I'll let you know!
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In the master's chamber they gather for the feast.
They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast.
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My sister's opening a school to teach math to short people.
It's called "Making The Little Things Count"
We are all just prisoners here of our own device.
In the master's chamber they gather for the feast.
They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast.
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QTCut5 wrote: Thu Sep 22, 2022 6:29 pm My friend took me out to his tool shed the other day, pointed at a ladder and said, "This is my step-ladder, I never knew my real ladder." :?
:lol: :lol:
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QTCut5 wrote: Thu Sep 22, 2022 6:29 pm My sister's opening a school to teach math to short people.
It's called "Making The Little Things Count"
:lol: :lol:
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QTCut5 wrote: Sat Sep 24, 2022 6:58 am Today, I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon...



...I'll let you know!
And now you can finally tell us which one came first. ::nod:: ::shrug::
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this is me ... all day ::dang::
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Vladimir Putin is a very popular guy these days as seen in the many jokes around now.

Did you hear that all of Vladimir Putins shoes are marked on the inside with the letters TGIF. That reminds him that "Toes Go In First".
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How do you know if your wife is a good houskeeper?

When you get divorced, she keeps the house! ::uc::
We are all just prisoners here of our own device.
In the master's chamber they gather for the feast.
They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast.
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Saw this sign recently.

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A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
::dang::
We are all just prisoners here of our own device.
In the master's chamber they gather for the feast.
They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast.
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Here's one for Halloween:

What happens when a wolf meditates? ::hmm:: ::shrug::

He becomes aware wolf! ::facepalm::
We are all just prisoners here of our own device.
In the master's chamber they gather for the feast.
They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast.
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Q ::tu:: ::tu::

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