My inconclusive travel plans for 2012

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My inconclusive travel plans for 2012

Post by jljr1944 » Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:42 am

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

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Post by orvet » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:54 pm

Great humor!! :lol: :lol:
Thanks for sharing. ::tu::
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Post by jerryd6818 » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:19 pm

I've been in Decisive but I'm not sure I want to go back.
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Post by tjmurphy » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:50 pm

I've been in Verted and in Capacitated after a sled ride. ::tu::
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Post by jerryd6818 » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:06 pm

I think I've been in Conclusive but there's still some doubt about that.
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Post by RobesonsRme.com » Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:15 am

I was in Vertebrate once, but there was nothing to do but lie around.

I've heard of folks being in Humane, but it's not pet friendly, so I didn't go.

Very close by and you'd be in Human, their sister city, but no one likes it there, either.

There was a time when all our politicians gather in Ept, but they changed the name to D.C.

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Post by jerryd6818 » Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:26 am

I don't think I've ever been in Competent but you might get an argument from my previous employers.
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Post by RobesonsRme.com » Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:15 am

Nobody in Competent is capable of admitting it, Jerry, so that's inconclusive.

Just like I've been in Ebriated, but was totally unaware of it at the time. You don't really recognize it until you look back on it the next day.

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Post by jerryd6818 » Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:04 am

During my youth, I was in Ebriated many times but don't remember the area very well.

I've also been in Consequential. It was just like being in Significant.

One time, purely by chance, I ended up in Cidental.
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Post by jerryd6818 » Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:37 am

I was in Sipid once. Everything there was just blah.

I was in Carcerated once. Once was enough. That's a hard place to get away from.

I went through Chattanooga TN one time. There was a good place to eat there called 'Uncle Bud's'. That's the first time I had alligator. Tastes like chicken. No, actually it tasted like pork to me. (I was just checking to see if y'all are still awake.)

Recently I made it as far as in Clined. It was a tough journey. Up hill all the way.
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Post by RobesonsRme.com » Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:30 pm

I was in continent for a while. It was the S**ts.

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Re: My inconclusive travel plans for 2012

Post by FRJ » Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:42 pm

I was in Calculable for a breif stint, but nothing really added up there so I left.
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Re: My inconclusive travel plans for 2012

Post by jerryd6818 » Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:54 pm

I was in Complete but never made it to the other side.
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This country has become more about sub-groups than about it's unity as a nation.

"The #72 pattern has got to be pretty close to the perfect knife."
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Re: My inconclusive travel plans for 2012

Post by jerryd6818 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:14 am

I didn't know Warner Bro. used that line so much but then they were always missing that left turn at Albuquerque and ending up in Coherent so how was I supposed to figure it out.
Forged on the anvil of discipline.
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This country has become more about sub-groups than about it's unity as a nation.

"The #72 pattern has got to be pretty close to the perfect knife."
--T.J. Murphy 2012

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