A Good afternoon shopping(risque)

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A Good afternoon shopping(risque)

Post by Mossdancer » Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:31 pm

Tongue in cheek adventure.

I have always believed that the best and funniest anecdotes come from true life experiences. With that in mind the story evolved from my day of attending numerous yard, garage and estate sales. It turned out to be a special day as I had purchased numerous boxes of ammunition. I laid them in the passenger seat and as driving home noticed a truck even larger than mine was passing me in the right lane with a full view of the booty I had. Turns a really young lady was driving and commenced waving at me to pull over. Being as gratuitous as I am I complied. This beautiful sexy young lady in her early fifties approached my window, she looked in and asked me if I would be interested in trading ammo for sex. I was amazed of course but maintained my composure. After due consideration I replied to her that it depended. She looked at me and said on what. So I simply said to her what type of ammo do you have. :lol:

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Re: A Good afternoon shopping(risque)

Post by carrmillus » Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:55 pm

........ ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ......................

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Re: A Good afternoon shopping(risque)

Post by garddogg56 » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:48 pm

:lol: :lol: Very good Moss ::tu::
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Re: A Good afternoon shopping(risque)

Post by AREMINGTONSEDGE » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:52 pm

::rotflol:: Priceless! Great story. ::tu::
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Re: A Good afternoon shopping(risque)

Post by Miller Bro's » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:40 pm

It seems Charlie and you met the same woman ::nod::

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