Small Town Humor
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:49 pm
This one you wouldn’t believe so I’ve included pictures.
One day my wife Cheryl and I were driving down some Texas backroads looking for antique stores and some good ole country cooking for lunch. We were headed west on State Hwy 82 and stopped in the small town of St. Jo, Texas, at last count 977 citizens. There was an antique store, “Trail Town Treasures,” we were going to go into, but first we wanted lunch.
Just on the east side of the town square was, “The Lazy Heart Grill” and the “Stonewall Saloon.” Well my wife grab my arm and into the grill we went. It was a very nice setting and the chicken fried steak was outstanding, but here is the reason for the story. After we finished our meal Cheryl said she was going to the restroom before we left. She got up from the table and a couple of minutes later she came rushing back to get her camera and without a word rushed back into the restroom. Now just use your own imagination as to what I was thinking!
When she returned of course I asked her what in the world was she doing taking pictures in the restroom! She said wait till we get outside, so I paid our bill and when we got outside she showed me what you now see in the bottom photo. The only redneck statement I could think of at the time was “were you the pilot or co-pilot.” I don’t know about ladies, but I’m almost certain there is NO WAY if that was the men’s restroom.
One day my wife Cheryl and I were driving down some Texas backroads looking for antique stores and some good ole country cooking for lunch. We were headed west on State Hwy 82 and stopped in the small town of St. Jo, Texas, at last count 977 citizens. There was an antique store, “Trail Town Treasures,” we were going to go into, but first we wanted lunch.
Just on the east side of the town square was, “The Lazy Heart Grill” and the “Stonewall Saloon.” Well my wife grab my arm and into the grill we went. It was a very nice setting and the chicken fried steak was outstanding, but here is the reason for the story. After we finished our meal Cheryl said she was going to the restroom before we left. She got up from the table and a couple of minutes later she came rushing back to get her camera and without a word rushed back into the restroom. Now just use your own imagination as to what I was thinking!
When she returned of course I asked her what in the world was she doing taking pictures in the restroom! She said wait till we get outside, so I paid our bill and when we got outside she showed me what you now see in the bottom photo. The only redneck statement I could think of at the time was “were you the pilot or co-pilot.” I don’t know about ladies, but I’m almost certain there is NO WAY if that was the men’s restroom.
- This is truly real, it's not photo magic
First thing you did upon entering was take the stick (provided for that express purpose) and pass it around under the rim of the hole to knock off any spiders before you sat down. 
Don't see many of those in Texas though so probably not. 
