All About Pocket Knives

tony111 your package is on the way.

KnifeSlinger#81 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:50 pm Doglegg, I hate sending something so foul to someone as nice as yourself, but you can blame Jeff for that.

(Jeff, thank you for your hard work)

I suggest you hire some professionals to handle the disposal of this package before you even think about opening it. You'll be glad you did. I for one, am glad to have that smell out of the house.

KnifeSlinger, I look forward to its arrival with odious anticipation.

ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
Mr. rangerbluedog, please prepare your personal space with the adequate ventilation, gloves and proper eye protection necessary to endure the opening of a box containing probable POS.
Please note this questionable container should be delivered on Friday 01/24/2020 and can be identified by the USPS Tracking # 9505 5108 3691 0022 2507 62.

Well.... a box of POO from Mississippi is outward bound ........downtherabbithole!!!
The guy at the PO didn't want to take the package.... he thought something dead was inside.
I told him.... "nothing liquid, fragile or perishable" was inside so he HAD TO TAKE IT!!

Heeeee heeee heeee "In coming" poo!

Dale you have incoming. Remember imcoming has the right of way. PPE required!

Don't worry, I have adaquate ventalation.

EW I look forward to the demise of my mail box!!!
My week has gone awry will get mine sent out on Saturday to bladebuddy.

Jeffinn wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:17 am LOL!
Hilarious.
If I get a real box of poo I’ll just forward it to some other lucky recipient!
Jeff

Jeff, I am ready for your incoming.

Am I the first to get my package of XXXXXXXX? Here it is from Jeff. Some real losers in this bunch. Some kind of an automatic that is not automatic anymore, a shell handle Diamond Edge, a Thornton pen, an unidentied broken something, and a Camillus like I have never seen before with wooden handles and a bail. AND, this really nice Sabre 629 daddy Barlow that appears to have been rehandled in strawberry bone. Thanks Jeff!

Wow! You just got a couple of farts and not a lot of poop. The rehandle is sweet. Congrats!

Just found out mine is in the post office with tomorrow as the delivery day. Don't know whether to be happy or sad .

Well folks, it appears that Dale (Orvet) has been eating at Taco Bell a lot lately, because I arrived home today to find a mysterious package in my home, and my wife and son passed out from the fumes!
I aired out the house, got the family a safe distance away, and prepared to open the package... The first few knives were great! 3 TL's, a Craftsman, a Camillus , and a Colonial! These are perfect for some mod jobs that I have plans for! I began to wonder if Dale understood what "POS" meant. Then two Gerber lockblades that would not lock. Okay, not great, but useable EDC knives. Next was a beautiful H&B from New Brittain CT. The blades are shortened, but still a gorgeous knife! Then a Kutmaster stockman that just needs a little cleaning and some new handles, and it will be as good as new. Also was this Sabre Ireland fish knife that was . . . in worse shape. It looked like Dale had soaked it in oil just to get it open. It reminds me of my first knife mechanic project, though, where I rehandled an Imperial fish knife. At least I feel nostalgic... Then I open these two BAD ... knives. An American Blade trapper and a Wards stockman with worn-out tangs. Man, what stinkers! But wait! I still smelled something else....
Deep in the bowels (so to speak) of the package was this reeking, nasty, filthy thing that Dale had the audacity to send me! It is supposed to be a Western stockman, but I am not so sure... Is that one aluminum handle? Re-pinned with a nail? And what can I do with those blades, use them for sewing needles? I thought that I was going to enjoy some of these knives, but maybe later. Right now I am feeling kinda sick...

Reverand, it has become quite clear that you may not be cut out for the POS Roundtable. Buck up man. Get a grip & soldier on

jerryd6818 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:53 am Reverand, it has become quite clear that you may not be cut out for the POS Roundtable. Buck up man. Get a grip & soldier on

YES, SIR!
I AM READY!

(Wiping my chin with a shaking hand)

I like how EW has jumped in with both feet, gold tier membership and POS game!
My youngest claimed the Barlow and one other, lots of poo fodder slung here.

And I have gained another TL 29!

Josy744, it is good to see you raising him up right! Especially taking such care to close that Barlow safely.

jerryd6818 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:53 am Reverand, it has become quite clear that you may not be cut out for the POS Roundtable. Buck up man. Get a grip & soldier on

i will be happy, with a piece of bone, and a rusty blade.or any thing i can use to repair/ restore.

i had a dream last night,my POS box is full of

OLDE CUTLER wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:08 am Am I the first to get my package of XXXXXXXX? Here it is from Jeff. Some real losers in this bunch. Some kind of an automatic that is not automatic anymore, a shell handle Diamond Edge, a Thornton pen, an unidentied broken something, and a Camillus like I have never seen before with wooden handles and a bail.

AND, this really nice Sabre 629 daddy Barlow that appears to have been rehandled in strawberry bone. Thanks Jeff!

That Camillus with the wood handle and the bail is a World War II life raft knife.

orvet wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:01 pm

OLDE CUTLER wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:08 am Am I the first to get my package of XXXXXXXX? Here it is from Jeff. Some real losers in this bunch. Some kind of an automatic that is not automatic anymore, a shell handle Diamond Edge, a Thornton pen, an unidentied broken something, and a Camillus like I have never seen before with wooden handles and a bail.

AND, this really nice Sabre 629 daddy Barlow that appears to have been rehandled in strawberry bone. Thanks Jeff!

That Camillus with the wood handle and the bail is a World War II life raft knife.

I will bet it looked much different than this as issued? The point will no longer go below the handle and the kick has been ground completely off.

Bfeldman yours is on the way

Well, I was just sipping some coffee after my lunch break....
Then the secretary says, "MIKE! There is a smelly box up here that has your name on it.... Come get it QUICK!!"
Pewwwww, yep, it had arrived. Thanks Herb..... I guess.... Uh.... Well.....OK, let me get a clothes pin for my nose.
So.... here is what it looked like on the outside.... "OPEN IMMEDIATELY".... It even looked really dangerous, don't y'all think? I whipped out my Benchmade auto and attacked the end of the box.
When the contents dropped out, I gagged twice and then started to unwrap what appeared to be knives....
Yep, they do sorta favor pocket knives..... see here..... Let's see....
A Jap, a Chinaman, a Kutmaster with an inferiority complex, a Hammer auto that jumped open when I least expected it.....
A Boker (With a SHIELD no less) that has a CUTE little secondary blade....
And a Hibbard, Spencer, Bartlett with some sort of wood like substance for handles....
I thought, Hmmmmm the HSB isn't too awefully bad. I picked it up and started to close it....
DO GONE IT..... That joker bit me! Y'all better watch out.... even the tamest of the poopsters will bite you!
Now, the boss is expecting me to have the office fumigated this weekend. The smell of the dead rat we had early in the week has gone.... so he knows where the smell came from.

Have you had a tetanus shot lately?

peanut740 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:40 pm Have you had a tetanus shot lately?

I'm glad you brought that up!
I'm headed to the doc's place!

Well,today the mail lady was blowing her horn and I walked out on the porch to see what the ruckus was,and he was yelling something and flipped me off.It's not unusual for her to flip me off,but she normally doesn't yell at me.I had an idea what it was and it was a box from South Dakota that was the cause.
I brought it onto the porch holding it at arms length and put it on the table.My dog was really interested in the box and started sniffing it and suddenly she started licking her butt frantically. I think she was trying to get the smell out of her nose.But I have digressed. Olde Cutler James knows how the game is played.He sent several POS's and a Chinese made 2nd Amendment knife.He also sent me a very nicely made turned walnut and maple ink pen to makeup for the stuff he sent.
Thanks James and well done.

LOL.... the WORLD'S most useless knife......
Heeeeheeeeheee