Hear of a Good One Lately

[Mumbleypeg]

You members in the Southland should like this one.

My sister and BIL retired and sold their farm near here (for a lot of money), bought a place in Colorado and moved there. One winter there was all they could handle. They kept the place in Colorado but now they only live there April through October, and spend the winter on the Texas Gulf Coast (aka the “Redneck Riviera”). We were visiting them in Colorado last July. BIL and I were sitting on their front porch enjoying our early morning coffee. The porch thermometer read 40° F. I commented about it, and BIL said disgustedly “yes, and I remember when it read minus 40° too!”

Ken

[TPK]

Was showing my newest license plate to my daughter. Her first comment was, "Is it a "fake"? They spelled USA backwards."

My wife & I had a good laugh.

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[djknife13]

Was showing my newest license plate to my daughter. Her first comment was, "Is it a "fake"? They spelled USA backwards."

My wife & I had a good laugh.
That's funny, made my day.____Dave
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[doglegg]

Was showing my newest license plate to my daughter. Her first comment was, "Is it a "fake"? They spelled USA backwards."

My wife & I had a good laugh.

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[QTCut5]

I asked my mom if I was adopted.

She said, "Not yet, but we placed an ad."

[jerryd6818]

I asked my mom if I was adopted.

She said, "Not yet, but we placed an ad."

That one right there will make ya slap yer pappy.

[doglegg]

I asked my mom if I was adopted.

She said, "Not yet, but we placed an ad."

[Quick Steel]

What do you call a mushroom that enters a bar and buys a round of drinks for everyone?

A fungi.

[QTCut5]

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

She met a man with a wooden eye who asked her if she'd like to dance. She said, "Would I!"

[doglegg]

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

She met a man with a wooden eye who asked her if she'd like to dance. She said, "Would I!"

[QTCut5]

Why can’t you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything.

[QTCut5]

I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

[TPK]

I'm watching the TV show "Forged in Fire". One of the candidates has a T-Shirt on (white lettering on a black T-Shirt) that reads as follows.:


WARNING
MAY SUDDENLY START
TALKING ABOUT KNIVES

I think we should all have one of them.

[OLDE CUTLER]

In 2024, this is the most expensive vehicle to operate.

[doglegg]

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit go to give blood.
The nurse told the rabbit "OK, you're first. What blood type are you"?
The rabbit replied, "I'm probably a type o".

[just bob]

I've been there and understand the thought here.

[C-WADE7]

Made me laugh

[doglegg]

Made me laugh

[bighomer]

Cute

[doglegg]

Despite the high cost of living it still remains popular.

[Waukonda]

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