All About Pocket Knives

Good ones. I can't wipe the grin off my face. Thanks for posting them.

jerryd6818 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:15 pm Good ones. I can't wipe the grin off my face. Thanks for posting them.

Hey Jerry, do you need me to send you some TP to wipe your face??

No thanks. I have plenty. Still only $15 a roll.

Enjoy!

Enjoy again!

Good ones "K".

Thanks Jerry

There is some GREAT stuff out there.

........priceless!!!!............ .......................

Continuing the humor.

Continued...

Priceless fellers, chuckled the whole way through .
Willy

Some more GREAT ones, Jerry.

Thanks "K".

Great stuff Jerry! LOL!

More good humor...

Good ones 'K'.

Thanks guys..
John

Glad you're enjoying them John.

Some more good ones, Jerry.

Here's a take on different types of people during the 'rona' epidemic. (From the viewpoint of a UPS driver)

1) Steve: He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking boilermakers since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach. He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package. He's sizing me up as I deliver his ammo. Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to.

2) Brad: He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt. He is mad because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today. He points at the ground where he has taped a 6 ft no go zone line from his porch. I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites, and his new "Bernie Bro" hat at the tape. Brad will not survive. Steve will probably eat him.

3) Nancy: She has sprayed everything with Thieves oil. Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain. She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily. She has posted every link known to man about "The Rona" on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6 ft rule. I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper. She will last longer than Brad, but not Steve.

4) Karen: She has called everybody and read them the latest news on "The Rona". She asked for the manager at Food Lion, Walmart, Publix, McDonald's, Chi-Fil-A, and Vons all before noon demanding more toilet paper. Karen's kids are currently faking "The Rona" to avoid her. I'm delivering "Hello Kitchen" to her. Karen will not survive longer than Brad.

5) Mary: Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine. She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls, And a 6 roll pack of toilet paper. There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, and Post Malone playing in the background. I'm bringing her second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days. Mary will survive and marry Steve. Together they will repopulate the earth.

LOL!

Love it.