Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 2:12 am
Hope no one takes offense to this one. Some of y'all might even want to enlarge it, print it, laminate it, and hang it up in your meeting house (you know who you are!) 
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Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 3:44 pm
Good one, Q!
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:49 am
I take offense to #9 - if they swiped it off me first, I’m jest gonna redeem their iniquities a little. Might save ‘em from a smitin’.
Parker
Parker
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 2:28 am
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 3:15 am
Ken, the last on sure rings a bell! 
Treefarmer
Treefarmer
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 2:35 pm
A few more....
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2023 4:40 pm
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Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 1:20 pm
Excellent Jerry ! Each and every one of them. !!
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 1:41 pm
Amen, Oscar!
Pictures 1&3 made my morning.
Jerry, where do Y'all get all these funny pictures?
Treefarmer
Pictures 1&3 made my morning.
Jerry, where do Y'all get all these funny pictures?
Treefarmer
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 1:52 pm
Folks email them to me Philip.
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 2:02 pm
A few more I found on my phone. Not as good as Jerryd’s but funny. Jerry’s are absolutely awesome !
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 3:02 pm
Good ones Oscar. 
A few more.
GETTING OLDER
A distraught senior citizen
phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'.."
~~~~~~~~~~
An older gentleman was
on the operating table
awaiting surgery
and he insisted that his son,a renowned surgeon,
perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad , what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son;
do your best,
and just remember,
if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me,
your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."
(I LOVE IT!)
~~~~~~~~~~
Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love
to hear them say "you don't look that old."
~~~~~~~~~~
The older we get,
the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.
~~~~~~~~~~
Some people
try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know why
I look this way.
I've traveled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved.
~~~~~~~~~~
When you are dissatisfied
and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.
~~~~~~~~~~
One of the many things
no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change
from being young.
~~~~~~~~~~
Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
~~~~~~~~~~
First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper...
it's worse when
you forget to pull it down.
~~~~~~~~~~
Two guys, one old, one young,
are pushing their carts around- WalMart
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attentionto where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well,
maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 27 years old, tall,
with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, doesn't matter,
let's look for yours."
(ADORABLE)
~~~~~~~~~~
(And this final one especially for me,)
"Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth!"
Now, if you feel this doesn't apply to you . . ..
stick around awhile . . .
it will!
A few more.
GETTING OLDER
A distraught senior citizen
phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'.."
~~~~~~~~~~
An older gentleman was
on the operating table
awaiting surgery
and he insisted that his son,a renowned surgeon,
perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad , what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son;
do your best,
and just remember,
if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me,
your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."
(I LOVE IT!)
~~~~~~~~~~
Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love
to hear them say "you don't look that old."
~~~~~~~~~~
The older we get,
the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.
~~~~~~~~~~
Some people
try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know why
I look this way.
I've traveled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved.
~~~~~~~~~~
When you are dissatisfied
and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.
~~~~~~~~~~
One of the many things
no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change
from being young.
~~~~~~~~~~
Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
~~~~~~~~~~
First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper...
it's worse when
you forget to pull it down.
~~~~~~~~~~
Two guys, one old, one young,
are pushing their carts around- WalMart
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attentionto where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well,
maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 27 years old, tall,
with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, doesn't matter,
let's look for yours."
(ADORABLE)
~~~~~~~~~~
(And this final one especially for me,)
"Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth!"
Now, if you feel this doesn't apply to you . . ..
stick around awhile . . .
it will!
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 3:21 pm
Jerry, those are hilarious ! (And all are very true).jerryd6818 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 01, 2023 3:02 pm Good ones Oscar.
A few more.
GETTING OLDER
A distraught senior citizen
phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'.."
~~~~~~~~~~
An older gentleman was
on the operating table
awaiting surgery
and he insisted that his son,a renowned surgeon,
perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad , what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son;
do your best,
and just remember,
if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me,
your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."
(I LOVE IT!)
~~~~~~~~~~
Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love
to hear them say "you don't look that old."
~~~~~~~~~~
The older we get,
the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.
~~~~~~~~~~
Some people
try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know why
I look this way.
I've traveled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved.
~~~~~~~~~~
When you are dissatisfied
and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.
~~~~~~~~~~
One of the many things
no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change
from being young.
~~~~~~~~~~
Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
~~~~~~~~~~
First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper...
it's worse when
you forget to pull it down.
~~~~~~~~~~
Two guys, one old, one young,
are pushing their carts around- WalMart
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attentionto where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well,
maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 27 years old, tall,
with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, doesn't matter,
let's look for yours."
(ADORABLE)
~~~~~~~~~~
(And this final one especially for me,)
"Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth!"
Now, if you feel this doesn't apply to you . . ..
stick around awhile . . .
it will!
Have a terrific day !
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:02 pm
Jerry, couldn't stop laughing. Those are too funny!!
Paul
Paul
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2023 6:17 am
A few more….
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2023 6:03 pm
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Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2023 4:13 pm
Be chicken, PLEASE PLEASE be chicken 
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2023 4:15 pm
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2023 4:19 pm
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2023 4:39 pm
Good ones Biggie "H". Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2023 3:42 pm
Enjoy.
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2023 4:06 pm
Lots of good ones!
Not a funny one but oh so true.
Not a funny one but oh so true.
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 1:06 am
Perhaps it is not a laughing matter, but why not?
Re: Not Quite Sure What To Call These
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 3:24 am
Someone sent me this one. Dog lovers will like this.