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..............expired

hey carl, i been meaning to ask, what expired?

Jonnie, I don't know if it's old age or I am losing my mind or both but I don't even remember what this post was about

jonet143 wrote:hey carl, i been meaning to ask, what expired?

CarlM wrote:Jonnie, I don't know if it's old age or I am losing my mind or both but I don't even remember what this post was about

Hey, I resemble that remark s-k

It looks like it may have been something to do with the Case dots/dating system. You know, the elusive 14 dot SandBar folding Hunter.








Bill

Looks like the only thing that has expired is my mind. I,ve been having weird dreams lately. I must have posted while I was sleep walking.
I must be "loosing it"

Do we need to start up an investigation on this matter?

I theorize that you were dreaming about knives and something compelled you to get up in your sleep. I surmize that you may have stopped by AAPK as you passed the computer on your way to the fridge. Your fingers were so tired, and they landed squarely on the "." button for a while as you dozed off.

That could explain the dots, but I can't figure out where the word expired might have come from... That part has me puzzled.

Bryan

you don't think this could be related to...............sandbar?

jonet143 wrote:you don't think this could be related to...............sandbar?

A map ...or clue perhaps...? ...Like 14 knots to the west of the whitehouse? ...or something like that?

...brought to us via a subliminal message through CarlM's computer?

Bryan

I've seen this repetitive dot phenomenon before. Carl is either inhabited by the SandBar and struggling to communicate a cry for help or, as Bryan suggests, fell asleep on his keyboard while watching another knife on ebay. Where is Fox when you need him? Scully

Up until a couple of months ago I would have from 1 to 3 knives in my mailbox nearly every day. I haven't bought a knife for over a month.
I must be going through with drawl symptoms. Thats probably the reason for my sleep walking and weird dreams. Last night I dreamed that all of my Case XX knives had rusted and my celluloid knives had exploded.
I have got it bad...I think maybe need professional help.
Anyone know a good knife shrink?

Sounds like an infection transmitted by by a bacteria known to be carried by the infamous Sandbar Stag. The only cure is buying at least 10 stag knives, only 2 if they are Sandbar Stag handles. Be safe buy 12, I saw your blank message, that was the Sandbar. Hurry, a venison dinner will help buy you some time.

carl, i've got the ph. # for a good knife shrink somewhere... his name is cellwyn u. lloyd m.d. when i find it i'll pass it along.

jonet143 wrote:carl, i've got the ph. # for a good knife shrink somewhere... his name is cellwyn u. lloyd m.d. when i find it i'll pass it along.

I know that quack. He helped me with a bad CASE of the Schatts once . He has a problem with gas and his patients call him old farty-pants . I remember he had a candy-striped shirt and served cracked-ice margueritas in his waiting room. I hiighly recommend him for all your shrinkage treatments s-k

Guess I'd better make an appointment

smiling-knife wrote:

jonet143 wrote:carl, i've got the ph. # for a good knife shrink somewhere... his name is cellwyn u. lloyd m.d. when i find it i'll pass it along.

I know that quack. He helped me with a bad CASE of the Schatts once . He has a problem with gas and his patients call him old farty-pants . I remember he had a candy-striped shirt and served cracked-ice margueritas in his waiting room. I hiighly recommend him for all your shrinkage treatments s-k