All About Pocket Knives

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good! -- Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"
Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your Country?"
Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Akio isn't originally from this country and he knows more about our history than you Do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F_ _ k the Japs."

"Who said that? -- I want to know right now!? She angrily demanded.
Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right! -- Now who said that?"
Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!"
Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little s...! -- If you say anything else -- I'll kill you!"
Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh s..., We're screwed!"
Little Akio said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008."

...........priceless!!!!!!!........ ..............

LOL funny.

Best one I've read in a long time!

Didn't know where that one was going, but glad I stuck with it, LOL!

Not a big Barak fan, but this is what I think of Mr. Romney.

Don't know if I'm a Romney fan or not, though I will vote for him. Have no idea what he has in store for us but I have lived through and seen what obama is. Romney is the best choice of the two, or, if you please, the lesser of the two evils, at this time anyway.

Gotta agree with TJ. The way I look at it, I'm not voting for Romney as much as I'm voting AGAINST obama.

Griz

If we could just find an antedote for the cool-aid!

I am with TJ, I am voting for ABO, (Anybody But Obama).

Romney wasn't even my third or forth choice, but I am supporting him now!




The dog is lucky that isn't a picture of Obama. Obama would probably eat him.

orvet wrote:I am with TJ, I am voting for ABO, (Anybody But Obama).

Romney wasn't even my third or forth choice, but I am supporting him now!




The dog is lucky that isn't a picture of Obama. Obama would probably eat him.

At the very least the dems would call him a "RACIST"!!

When I was a little kid, we had a dog that was racist. There used to be what we called "rag pickers" that would travel all the streets of Newport, KY pushing a hand cart and would sing out "Rags, iron, any old paper". They would collect these materials and recycle them. There were like three different "rag pickers" that would come through, two white and one black. Well, the white guys could rag-pick all they wanted and the dog wouldn't even raise his head from his nap, but, you let the black guy come through and it was Kattie-bar-the-door! He would run that poor old feller ragged trying to get away from him. And, ironically, the old dog was black in color, so you know what his name was......Blackie!! Ture story