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What do you know
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:44 pm
by Shearer
what do you know:-
Eggs don't bounce
Re: What do you know
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:49 pm
by rangerbluedog
now that's funny right there!

Re: What do you know
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:01 pm
by jerryd6818
Shearer -- You got that right. Just ask Humpty Dumpty.
Re: What do you know
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:00 pm
by Shearer
Crowbars don't crow
Magpies are not pies .
I ask my grand children what they know.They always say nothing.Now I make them think.
Re: What do you know
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:49 pm
by Paladin
One of the un-deniable truths of life: It is impossible to get too much butter on a piece of cornbread!
Ray
Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:03 am
by robinetn
111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12345678987654321

Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:08 am
by jerryd6818
And a thistle can't whistle.
My buddy likes to say:
"I bought a wooden whistle but it wouldn't whistle
so I bought a steel whistle and it steel wouldn't whistle
so and then I bought a tin whistle. Now I tin whistle."
Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:56 am
by Shearer
grass-hopper are not made of grass
Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:23 am
by TripleF
Like smoke through a keyhole is life.
Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:01 am
by tjmurphy
My uncle used to love me but she died!!
Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:17 am
by gino
I KNOW I AM REALLY GLAD SPIDERS CANT FLY ! (think about it)
Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:22 am
by Paladin
tjmurphy wrote:My uncle used to love me but she died!!
A good line from Roger Miller. I can't recall the name of the song tho! Seems like there were a bunch of good ones in that song.
Ray
Edit: That
WAS the name of the song! Thank you Jerry.
Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:34 am
by jerryd6818
Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:45 am
by singin46
I use to do drugs,,,,,I still do drugs but I use to too!

Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:29 am
by CobraBill
The more I know, the more I know I don't know.
Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:54 am
by MITCH RAPP
Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:08 am
by singin46
Nice!!!

Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:43 pm
by jmh58
Ya park in the drive-way and drive on the park-way!! John

Re: What do you know
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:09 pm
by Unk
Have you ever seen a barn dance?
...or a horse fly?
or a house fly?
or a cork screw?

Re: What do you know
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:14 am
by jmh58
Why do they call it a building when it is already built?? John

Re: What do you know
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:20 am
by singin46
Exactly John, Look at that great big built! Just don't sound right tho.

Re: What do you know
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:50 am
by Camillus
What has eyes but cannot see?
A potato
What has a toung but cannot speak?
A shoe
Re: What do you know
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:54 am
by Paladin 51
Why are asteroids in the hemisphere and hemorrhoids are in your.......... well you know
Re: What do you know
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:29 pm
by junebug
he who runs behind a car....gets exhausted.
that and i'm broke.........any other questions??

??? ask tiffany!

..lolololololololol