All About Pocket Knives

This actually happened.

A friend rented an apartment. After a couple of weeks he noticed a leak in the ceiling. The ceiling had removable tiles (drop ceiling). He called the owner who came over the next day to inspect. He climbed the ladder and slid back a tile. With a loud voice of authority and with a bit of (gee you stupid guy why didn't you look tone to his comment) he exclaimed, "there's your problem the buckets full".

Needless to say he moved out shortly there after for a more accomodating dwelling,

My comment to him was, "if its an electrical problem you better get a hammer"

David -- Do you mind if I send that story out to my email contacts?

Have at it Jerry, sometimes the true stories are better than ever!

Amazing. A guy I worked with bought a house, and after a few months, his ceiling developed a leak. There was no access to the attic/crawl space. He ended up cutting through the plaster ceiling, and that is exactly what he found. A 5 gallon pale overflowing. Luckily he got the Buyer Protection Insurance to fix it right. Pretty amazing what some people will do to swindle another guy.