All About Pocket Knives

Hey Guys! Here's a funny story: Every morning pretty much seven days a week, I get up pour my coffee and fire up the computer and check out what my friends here at AAPK are talking about. This morning my wife asked me what was going on, why do I always rush to the computer every morning? She accused me of having a Girl Friend online that I chat with everyday! I told her I do but she is comprised of Sharp Steel and a bunch of bearded middle aged old codgers (muskrat man excluded), that I consider all my friends. Whats Funny is after all these years she thinks I still have that much extra energy left for a Girl Friend.

Ha,ha,ha...Now that is funny Especially about the part of having extra energy for a girlfriend..Ha,ha,ha..Thanks for the laugh

You better rest up..


Sunburst

Hey MITCH...

Try..."Hon, it's just some girl with the BLUES"...


Your Friend, Bill

P. S.
I guess she left the whip at the studio...

Thanks Bill! Your a Big help.

... bearded middle aged old codger now that describes my wifey very well. So your my wifeys boyfriend. Well if she likes you so much test her and tell her it's your B Day and see if you get a knife. If you do then you can have her too. I will not trade on this mater.

justold52 wrote: ... bearded middle aged old codger now that describes my wifey very well. So your my wifeys boyfriend. Well if she likes you so much test her and tell her it's your B Day and see if you get a knife. If you do then you can have her too. I will not trade on this mater.

Ken I need to go to the hospital now because I just split a gut laughing at your response..Too funny..

Sunburst

Now that really is funny Ken

Ken; I PLEAD THE FIFTH!

If she is middle aged ??? ..Then she was a he before.

Ken my friend,

Be careful your wifey isn't reading over your shoulder...or your bithday wish could come true...


Mack the.....

hey, doesnt the bearded lady in mitches post sing for the allman brothers?

hey, doesnt that person in mitches post sing for the allman brothers.

YEH! Chris but their called THE ALL MAN BROTHERS

El Lobo.. .. Now thats funny cuz she (my wifey) needs to go to the hospital now for splitting a gut laughing.

Or she just wants to meet Sunburst there ???

Damn Chris...

I thought it was...

Billy...but not that Billy

Yeh! Bill but not to be confused with this Billy.

Whoa Nellie!! there MITCH...

Better hide this from your REDhead, as I'm gonna be forced to edit the picture of your alleged
AAPK online feline.....

BILL (no Bartying here)

MITCH??...MITCH??...

You have not posted since I revealed the Catwoman collage...I hope the MRS. has not turned you over to Bill the Butcher.

In case she is reading this....."Please do not harm our friend MITCH, as that isn't really his on line girlfriend. We promise"

Thank you,

All of his buddies in the Off Topic Club @ AAPK.

Hey! Bill; I'am still here, I just thought you Guys where all done

teasing me.

Ok now you men here tell me the truth.
Do you think a blond could get the hint yet,
That I want a KNIFE from her?

She reads all this stuff but still NO knife from her.
What more can I do????????

Ken; Cut out a picture from a knife catalog, of the knife you want and

tape it to the front of your refrigerator.

MITCH RAPP wrote: Hey! Bill; I'am still here, I just thought you Guys where all done teasing me.

I can tell you want more Is this a scrim of your online GF? I wonder how many days (week) this took. I do have this knife; I always wondered who the model was.

Well Ken,

Maybe you could convince your wifey how much fun it could be after a nice dinner?

Your friend,

Bill (No, not that Bill either... )

Hukk; I WISH! Thats one Sexy Scrim! I hope Bryan dosen't give

you an X RATING for that knife Pic.

Hukk,

That's a girl after my own heart. Beautiful, sexy, and tough.

"How do you know she's tough El Lobo???"

Well now, she's got a pin through her shin, and a pin though her head, and she ain't even crying...

Bill