Oh, Well...
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:31 am
Sorry. Just had to do it...........
A man walks into a restaurant with a full grown
ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for
their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." And
turns to the ostrich - "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the orders.
"That'll be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into
his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich came again and
again, orders hamburger, fries & coke. The ostrich
ordered the same and then man paid with the exact
change.
This went on the entire week and then, came Friday.
The waitress asks, "The usual?"
The man says, "No, this is Friday night so, I'll
have a steak, baked potato and a salad." "Same" says the
ostrich.
Shortly, the waitress brings the order and says,
"That'll be $32.62." Once again, the man pulls the
exact change out of his pocket and places it on the
table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any
longer. "Excuse me sire, but, how do you manage to
always come up with the exact change in your pocket
every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I
rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes.
My first wish as that if I ever had to pay for
anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and
the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" exclaims the waitress. "Most
people would ask for a million dollars or something
but, you'll always be as rich as you want for as
long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says
the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish
was for a tall chick with long legs who
agrees with everything I say
A man walks into a restaurant with a full grown
ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for
their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." And
turns to the ostrich - "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the orders.
"That'll be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into
his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich came again and
again, orders hamburger, fries & coke. The ostrich
ordered the same and then man paid with the exact
change.
This went on the entire week and then, came Friday.
The waitress asks, "The usual?"
The man says, "No, this is Friday night so, I'll
have a steak, baked potato and a salad." "Same" says the
ostrich.
Shortly, the waitress brings the order and says,
"That'll be $32.62." Once again, the man pulls the
exact change out of his pocket and places it on the
table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any
longer. "Excuse me sire, but, how do you manage to
always come up with the exact change in your pocket
every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I
rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes.
My first wish as that if I ever had to pay for
anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and
the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" exclaims the waitress. "Most
people would ask for a million dollars or something
but, you'll always be as rich as you want for as
long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says
the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish
was for a tall chick with long legs who
agrees with everything I say
CC; Tall Chick with long legs?