All About Pocket Knives

Here's a funny article a friend emailed me.

Now that's funny

...more moms just need to lisen to Bob & Tom on the radio more...

I just love that SONG....

If you want to hear it PM me...

I think Leslie Potter was "set up", but funny none the less!

Yeah, I think Leslie Potter must have been set up, or the writer was the most innocent being on earth, naw, can't be that innocent. Though I did have to explain it to my 14 year old niece, she's proud of being blonde and lives down to the role. Why does ole Uncle Darrell ALWAYS get stuck with this stuff and, YES, she wears tight clothes. At least used to, guess who had to spring for new clothes.

That would be a tough assignment, explaining to a 14 year old!

Good thing she didn't do an internet search! OH MY!

Hukk wrote: Yeah, the most innocent being on earth, naw, can't be that innocent.

Well my blond wifey was 48 years old when I had to explain it to her.
She heard my son and I signing the song....
She did not get it...Son and I ROFL....

gmusic wrote:That would be a tough assignment, explaining to a 14 year old!

Good thing she didn't do an internet search! OH MY!

Basically, I did an internet search, found an appropriate picture. This was after discarding a couple of pages of nudes, using a "safe search" on Google, the content is not too bad. A picture of a tightly clothed woman and a few words was all it took. Her answer was her typical eeeeeewww!

Then shopping, I played no part in that, my wife is always to happy to use her Mervyns and Pennys credit cards with that 24% interest. Can't get her to throw those out, especially when I have some that are under 10%. I did make a few phone calls that decreased her limit to $400.00.

i don't understand. what's to explain?

jonet143 wrote:i don't understand. what's to explain?

I can PM you my phone # and my wifey should be able to explain it to you now...

Dam, you guys are funny!!!! not only do i learn a lot about knives, but a lot of OTHER stuff as well i never new there was a name for it

I've been told our Canadian breathern call it "moose knuckles."

Gunsmoke47 wrote:I've been told our Canadian breathern call it "moose knuckles."

Here is the definition of Moose Knuckles in the Urban Dictionary

Moose Knuckles

in yiddish this means a man that has his pants hiked up too far and has split the difference in his bean bag leaving one nut on either side of the crotch seam causing the individual nuts (you'll have to sit this one out hitler, sorry) to hang low and give that 'sad puppy dog eyes' appearance to the nutsack. most often associated with older men in slacks with belts.

El Lobo wrote:

Do they sell those in the pet shops down in AZ?

No sir...but, you can hunt them on Saturday night after 11:00PM.






Bill

jonet143 GOOD thing you did not call me CUZ I showed this post to my BLOND WIFEY (dang they are lots of fun).

I had to do the internet search to show her again....

most often associated with older men in slacks with belts

OMG this is oh so true - saw a few at Costco today

1/2 ton camel with toe. Gee I feel sick.

aw hukk, you just need the king to sing away your blues!

Thanks! Hukk; Now I'am going to be carrying that visual in my head, all day at work!

MITCH RAPP wrote: Thanks! Hukk; Now I'am going to be carrying that visual in my head, all day at work!

My pleasure, but really, take a sick day. Johnnie and I must be sick to post those.

camel toads and moose knuckles? That is pretty funny gentlemen. I got a kick out of the nieve woman submitting the letter to the column writer(thanks Mitch). I can't help but think what she would have done and/or the torment she would have caused to that poor youngster had she mistakenly come across some odd resource/media saying a camel toad was an offer of ancient ritual menu options that causes one to get high or hallucinate like a good cultist might , or some such stuff. I wonder if she raised any children and what excruciating moments they all had from time to time?

These pictures will haunt my dreams at night