All About Pocket Knives

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-a** Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Syrian flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on eBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are watching my house 24/7.


I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.

Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Damn . . . Safe at last!!

jerryd6818 wrote:I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-a** Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Syrian flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on eBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are watching my house 24/7.


I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.

Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Damn . . . Safe at last!!

Ray

What's sad is everything You said is 100% true.

...........priceless, jerry!!!............. ........................

Guess they just don't like us anymore.

I’m probably the leftest, most PC person on here, but damn! That made me giggle! Probably work too.

Man Jerry, I don't know whether to get angry, laugh, or just applaud what you posted!!

Paul

BatJak wrote:

Semper Fi Devil Dog.

Knife Nut wrote:Man Jerry, I don't know whether to get angry, laugh, or just applaud what you posted!!

Paul

Do 'em all Paul if that's what makes you feel warm and fuzzy. Otherwise just do what makes you feel good.

jerryd6818 wrote:Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.

Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

Consider how you might feel if someone made a joke about wearing a crucifix or carrying a St. Christopher's medal in this context...

Jerry,

You are something else!

Like previously stated-all true- -SAD

Bob

^^^^what he said^^

Consider this...

I'm a middle-age, white male, registered republican, southern baptist, veteran. Unappologetically.

And my own government has made me feel like an enemy of the state or something.

And anyone who refuses to see the truth in the OP is cordially invited to kiss my gun totin, bible thumpin, flag wavin, tobacco spittin while I'm singin the national anthem, Marine Corps butt.

Post

Jerry, where do you keep your herd of goats and house your camel?

BatJak wrote:Consider this...

I'm a middle-age, white male, registered republican, southern baptist, veteran. Unappologetically.

And my own government has made me feel like an enemy of the state or something.

And anyone who refuses to see the truth in the OP is cordially invited to kiss my gun totin, bible thumpin, flag wavin, tobacco spittin while I'm singin the national anthem, Marine Corps butt.

Post

Then consider that our Founding Fathers, who made all of this possible for us, were almost universally of the Deist faith - including every signatory of our great Constitution - and may have taken some issue with poking fun at *their* religion or culture, too.

Religious freedom and respect isn't just a one-way street.

And that's all I have to say on that.

I'll bet our founding fathers never imagined elected officials spewing anti-semetic rhetoric, either.
Or sympathizing with terrorists.

I'm thinking alot of them are rolling over in the grave.

Political correctness is Marxist mind control.

Complacency is the enemy of freedom.

samb1955 wrote:I'm thinking alot of them are rolling over in the grave.

I'm thinking pinwheeling would be more accurate! ftd

fergusontd wrote:

samb1955 wrote:I'm thinking alot of them are rolling over in the grave.

I'm thinking pinwheeling would be more accurate! ftd

...or like my granddad used to say-"kickin' the dirt off his grave"!!!.......... ............

Who would have thought our country would come to this.

jerryd6818 wrote:I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-a** Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Syrian flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on eBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are watching my house 24/7.


I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.

Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Damn . . . Safe at last!!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny, and so sad. So dang sad!!