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Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:30 pm**

Happy Birthday Forensie Jim. Hope you have a great day

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:18 pm**

Thanks Coalman. Turned the big 56 today and the first thing I did when I got home from work was to call the retirement office to see how soon I can get out of prison. Been at this since 1976 and boy it gets too stressful

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:24 pm**

Hey!

Happy Birthday, Jim!

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:33 pm**

how soon I can get out of prison

I hope you are not looking for a RED HEAD that will buy you a B-Day knife....

Happy B-DAY man I see your trying to catch up to me.

This should be a very special day and if you play your cards right you can bluff sometimes to make a big score. I am sure that your Northwoods knives can make you very happy today. The one I got from you made me happy and she still does. If you can stop in to day at your Northwoods watering hole. I have a felling you will pick up a lovely lady.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:29 pm**

JIM, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A MAN! IT WAS GREAT TO MEET YOU LAST WEEK AT THE SHOW AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A BIG B-DAY. HERES TO A GREAT SELLER AND GREAT AAPK MEMBER FOR SURE.

HEY MAN, GET THOSE TEETH FIXED

SINGIN47

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:30 pm**

Best wishes for a great birthday FJ

s-k

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:52 pm**

Jim, My Friend! Happy Birthday!

I hope you have a great day

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:17 pm**

Jim,
My very best to you on this day!

And I'm betting that was a redhead in Mitch's message!!

!

Ray

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:35 pm**

happy birthday jim!

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:26 pm**

At my age, I'd have a heart attack with that red head with the red butt. But I have to admit, the twinkie cake with strawberries and whipped cream looks mighty good too

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:57 pm**

Happy Birthday Jim!! You are a young pup...and retirement is pretty cool.

I see in Charlie.....er, ah, Perry's greeting to you Jim, something that looks like a birthday as well...

Best wishes,

Bill

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:58 pm**

Hey Jim, Happy Birthday!

I'm only 6 years behind you but that red butt still looks better than a Twinkie!

Hope your day is great, Kelley

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:01 pm**

MITCH,

That picture reminds me of my first sojurn into the Tenderloin.....we were five minutes too late to catch the first showing of .....
"Spank Me to Heaven".....

Bad Billy

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:02 pm**

I noticed that too Sir Wolf. Singin46 is now Singin47

Avitar is still the same though..... Guess some guys just can't face reality!

Happy birthday to you too Perry, Kelley

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:11 pm**

KOOL old man if you can't find a super knife it's because you just sold me one on you B-DAY. I am a lucky new IVORY Toothpick owner and I mite add my first toothpick at that too.

Now take it from an older man.

Take that RED Twinkies cake and the RED HEAD to your back room and she will serve it to you in a way you will remember for the rest of your life...

You can trust me on this one..

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:14 pm**

Forensic Jim wrote:At my age, I'd have a heart attack with that red head with the red butt. But I have to admit, the twinkie cake with strawberries and whipped cream looks mighty good too

If you picked the cake, you must be older than me !

Listen to Ken.

Have a great day Jim.

Fran

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:59 pm**

Hope you have a great day Jim!

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:38 am**

Yes, reality is hard for me to take in. I still think I'm 39 just like Jack Benny.
So leave me alone, next year I'll be 39 again.

Singin47

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:37 am**

Happy B-Day Jim, now can I have a piece of either the cake or what Mitch posted???????

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:19 pm**

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIM HAVE A GOOD ONE

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:09 pm**

singin46 wrote:Yes, reality is hard for me to take in. I still think I'm 39 just like Jack Benny.
So leave me alone, next year I'll be 39 again.

Singin47

Yeah! Perry;

It's hell to get old........lol?

A 75-year-old Goldwing rider was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 75-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, Doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing."

"Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,first with the teeth in then with her teeth out, still nothing."

"We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked !! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:03 pm**

Singin47

Posted: **Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:40 am**

Marc that is the best I've heard in a long time

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