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Shortest Fairy Tale
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:27 am
by Mossdancer
Hope this isn't a rerun
moss
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:13 am
by gmusic
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:01 am
by El Lobo
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:37 pm
by Sauconian
......and buy as many d*mned knives as you want to !
Works just as well when you get un - married !
Fran
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:19 pm
by singin46
Finally, some good news
Singin47
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:36 pm
by orvet
Sauconian wrote:......and buy as many d*mned knives as you want to !
Works just as well when you get un - married !
Fran
But he didn't have the payments that go with getting un-married!

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:40 pm
by Mossdancer
Happy to say:
You just got to find the right one the first time. I do all of the afore- mentioned and am working on 45 years. Now that is the longest fairy tale.
moss
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:45 pm
by orvet
Kudos Moss!
That is a long time.
My folks coming up on 60 years this June....or is it 61?
Dale
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:17 pm
by singin46
No payments orvet, they never got married. That's why he's so happy.
Perry
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:32 pm
by jonet143
birthday perry?
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:33 pm
by Sauconian
Almost right Perry. It's the third one I never married. Payments expired on 1 & 2.
I guess I'd have about 35 years in too.....can I total them all together ?
Hey .....another collection !
Fran
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:37 pm
by Sauconian
Birthday ?
Where you been Johnnie, having a senior moment ?
Any later and it'd be singin 48 !
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:06 pm
by jonet143
uh, i forgot.

maybe a senior moment

mine is the 31st. is 59 a senior? i blame it on the sixties!

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:09 pm
by Hukk
Uh, call it 3.5 times

and now I got lucky.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:18 pm
by MITCH RAPP

A 98 year old man and a 95 year old woman went to a lawyer to get a
divorce."How long have you been married?" he asked. "75 rough and
rocky years," they said. "Then, why have you waited so long to file for
divorce?" They replied, "We had to wait for the kids to die!"
