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Shortest Fairy Tale

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:27 am
by Mossdancer
Hope this isn't a rerun
moss

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:13 am
by gmusic
:lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:01 am
by El Lobo
:lol: :lol: ::ds:: ::ds::

Pretty funny MOSSY ONE. ::nod::

Bill

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:37 pm
by Sauconian
......and buy as many d*mned knives as you want to !

Works just as well when you get un - married ! ::ds:: ::ds:: ::ds::

Fran

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:19 pm
by singin46
Finally, some good news :lol:

Singin47

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:36 pm
by orvet
Sauconian wrote:......and buy as many d*mned knives as you want to !

Works just as well when you get un - married ! ::ds:: ::ds:: ::ds::

Fran
But he didn't have the payments that go with getting un-married! :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:40 pm
by Mossdancer
Happy to say:
You just got to find the right one the first time. I do all of the afore- mentioned and am working on 45 years. Now that is the longest fairy tale.
moss

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:45 pm
by orvet
Kudos Moss!
That is a long time.

My folks coming up on 60 years this June....or is it 61? ::shrug::

Dale

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:17 pm
by singin46
No payments orvet, they never got married. That's why he's so happy. :lol:

Perry

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:32 pm
by jonet143
birthday perry?

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:33 pm
by Sauconian
Almost right Perry. It's the third one I never married. Payments expired on 1 & 2. ::ds::

I guess I'd have about 35 years in too.....can I total them all together ? :lol:





Hey .....another collection !

Fran

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:37 pm
by Sauconian
Birthday ?

Where you been Johnnie, having a senior moment ?

Any later and it'd be singin 48 !

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:06 pm
by jonet143
uh, i forgot. :oops: maybe a senior moment :lol: mine is the 31st. is 59 a senior? i blame it on the sixties! ::paranoid::

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:09 pm
by Hukk
Uh, call it 3.5 times :shock: and now I got lucky. ::ds::

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:18 pm
by MITCH RAPP
8) A 98 year old man and a 95 year old woman went to a lawyer to get a

divorce."How long have you been married?" he asked. "75 rough and

rocky years," they said. "Then, why have you waited so long to file for

divorce?" They replied, "We had to wait for the kids to die!" :mrgreen: