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25 Best Country Song Titles Of All Time

These are all genuine songs, mainly released in the United States (how
surprising).

1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye!

2. I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling

3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You

4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even

5. Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles

8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

11. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better

12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here

15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'On My Back And Cryin' Over You

16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

19. Please Bypass This Heart

20. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

21. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

22. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

23. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

24. She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer

25. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few

Those are very funny there MITCH.

I will add, that I don't think we can have a list that doesn't include the Bobby Bare classic...
"Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goal Posts Of Life."

JMO.

Bill

EDITED:
You can even play it here...

http://bertc.com/dropkick.htm

OH YEAH! Bill, you are correct sir! I think Perry did back ground vocals on that one.

What about that old romantic ballad, "She Broke My Heart, So I Broke Her Jaw"? I always get a little misty-eyed when I hear it. A TRUE classic...

The absolute best one I've EVER heard was by Doyle(can't remember his last name)and the Loose Eels called,"If I Hear Another Country Song,I'm Gonna Have To Kick Your A**" and that is the actual title.Funny as hell.Running a close second is Steve Goodman's(done by David Allan Coe)"You Don't Have To Call Me Darlin' Darling(You Never Even Called Me By My Name).

Jerry Reed -

"She got the gold mine, I got the shaft".

Wistful JR

How 'bout George Jones... "The Last Thing I Gave Her Was The Bird"?

Yeah, DROP, as we call it was a hard one to pull off. Took me 3 tries just to hit the high Rs..... Had to use a NUTPO....

Perry

OK Perry...

I'll be the one to ask. I have all these visions about what the NUTPO might be/look like.
But, what has really got me wondering is...how many times in a row did you have to practice the DROP song?

Have you ever worked on the "Nutcracker Suite"???

Curious Bill

P.S.
I still think your avatar looks like the guy from "Great White"...

Sorry I can't show you the NUTPO but the cartage guy's got it. 1st Question: About 30 times.

2nd Question: YES, Almost Hourly somedays.

They are BLUE for all the wrong reasons.

Also am missin one right now. Don't know where it went.
Probably hacked it up yesterday on a Josh Gracin record.

Perry

OH, just found it, it was in my cap

How about the Rodeo Song!

Singin'. I'm glad that YOU can hit those high r's! I haven't been able to get above O# even with the icepick. Don't think I'll ever get my voice back.