Not Sold In Stores !
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:46 pm
Well,
I've been to a couple of carnivals in my day - seen the Yak Lady, and the Elastic Man, etc. But I saw an advertisement today, that almost takes the cake...
A plastic razor, VERY similar to a Bic or others. For only $19.99, it's guaranteed FOR LIFE, never to get dull ! They do offer a lifetime replacement warranty, should it get dull - they'll send you another for only the cost of shipping and handling.
Why is it not sold in stores, you ask ? Because they can't even peddle 'em at the flea market, is my guess. BTW, the steel contains a new miracle, called tungsten carbides. Is there anybody (besides my ex-wife), that would pay $20 bucks, for a plastic razor ?
Giggling,
JR
I've been to a couple of carnivals in my day - seen the Yak Lady, and the Elastic Man, etc. But I saw an advertisement today, that almost takes the cake...
A plastic razor, VERY similar to a Bic or others. For only $19.99, it's guaranteed FOR LIFE, never to get dull ! They do offer a lifetime replacement warranty, should it get dull - they'll send you another for only the cost of shipping and handling.
Why is it not sold in stores, you ask ? Because they can't even peddle 'em at the flea market, is my guess. BTW, the steel contains a new miracle, called tungsten carbides. Is there anybody (besides my ex-wife), that would pay $20 bucks, for a plastic razor ?
Giggling,
JR