Hear of a Good One Lately

Steve Warden · Post by **Steve Warden** » Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:17 pm

Reminded me of the gag from "Bert and I", some Down East humor...

What's the matter, Tom?

Had to shoot my dog.

Well, was he mad?

Guess he weren't so darned pleased.

philco · Post by **philco** » Sun Oct 15, 2023 3:57 am

Mossdancer is no longer with us, but it's nice to see one of his posts resurected. He' was one of AAPKs early members and he sure made a positive impression on me. Here's to you W.B.

Mumbleypeg · Post by **Mumbleypeg** » Wed Oct 18, 2023 6:07 pm

He was indeed one of a kind. IMHO, this thread which he kicked off is among his best - classic Mossdancer humor. viewtopic.php?t=1180

Ken

doglegg · Post by **doglegg** » Wed Oct 18, 2023 9:24 pm

QTCut5 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2023 2:15 pm How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A Buccaneer!

(Aarrggh )

Do you know why pirates don't take a shower before walking the plank?

They usually wash up on shore.

Reverand · Post by **Reverand** » Sun Nov 05, 2023 3:43 pm

orvet · Post by **orvet** » Fri Nov 10, 2023 8:22 am

It's great to see someone enjoying Mossdancer's humor! He was a good friend of mine and very knowledgeable on Gerber and Al Mar knives. My wife and I visited he and his wife, several times in Astoria Oregon where they lived. Great people!
It is also great to see some of our new members enjoying his humor in the SandBar Stag Saga! There were a number of members who are no longer with us who contributed to that particular topic. Besides Mossdancer, El Lobo and Johnny Fain were big contributors to that topic, though often not under there regular screen names.

It's also nice to see Fran's (Sauconian) humor remembered as well. I didn't hear when Fran passed, but I'm sure it was many years ago because I believe he was about 80 when he was posting.

It's very gratifying to me to see newer members enjoying some of the humor from the old guys!

Reverand · Post by **Reverand** » Thu Nov 16, 2023 12:12 pm

That is my kind of weird humor, Kim!

Ridgegrass · Post by **Ridgegrass** » Sun Nov 19, 2023 9:46 pm

Guy to doctor, "Doc, no mater I touch my body, it hurts like the devil!"
Doc to guy, "You have a broken finger!".

Ridgegrass · Post by **Ridgegrass** » Sun Nov 19, 2023 9:50 pm

Good Lord! My typing and eyesight!! Try it again.

Guy to Doc, "No matter where I touch my body, Doc, it hurts like the devil".
Doc to guy, "Your finger's broken".

jerryd6818 · Post by **jerryd6818** » Mon Nov 20, 2023 3:23 pm

Kimzilla wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2023 1:24 am
MITCH RAPP wrote: ↑Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:06 am Ken; Only one guy in the photo, better get your eyes checked.
"Increase distance to read"

It also causes calluses.

just bob · Post by **just bob** » Sat Nov 25, 2023 12:55 pm

OK, I've learned my lesson. Next year I'm asking for roller blades.

QTCut5 · Post by **QTCut5** » Tue Jan 02, 2024 6:34 am

New Year’s Resolution suggestion for me from my wife: Don’t buy any knives this year!

(She’s pretty and she’s smart, but her wicked sense of humor is next level!)

TPK · Post by **TPK** » Tue Jan 02, 2024 7:18 pm

Reverand wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2023 10:30 pm I almost died this weekend.
Back in our laundry room, my foot got tangled in one of my wife's bras and I almost fell and broke my neck.
I have no way to prove it, but I believe that she left it there intentionally as a booby trap.

TPK · Post by **TPK** » Tue Jan 02, 2024 7:21 pm

Reverand wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2023 9:59 pm My neighbor's dog died. His wife mentioned that he wanted another one, so I (being a caring and thoughtful person) got him one and left it at his house.
He was furious when he got home! He came over and kept yelling at me, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?!!"

Rockingkj · Post by **Rockingkj** » Sat Jan 06, 2024 12:26 pm

Quick Steel · Post by **Quick Steel** » Sat Jan 06, 2024 2:19 pm

Finny stuff, Rocking. Thanks.

Unk · Post by **Unk** » Sat Jan 06, 2024 3:30 pm

Here ya go....

Reverand · Post by **Reverand** » Sun Jan 07, 2024 11:02 am

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QTCut5 · Post by **QTCut5** » Sun Jan 07, 2024 4:53 pm

Reverand wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 11:02 am IMG_0417.jpeg

Makes sense. Love it!

Mumbleypeg · Post by **Mumbleypeg** » Tue Jan 09, 2024 4:36 am

Men are from Mars.
Women are from Venus.
Any other genders you make up are from Uranus.

Ken

Waukonda · Post by **Waukonda** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 6:07 pm

doglegg · Post by **doglegg** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 7:18 pm

Waukonda wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 6:07 pm.

Unk · Post by **Unk** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:33 am

Here ya go.

QTCut5 · Post by **QTCut5** » Fri Jan 26, 2024 4:21 pm

At a funeral, the pastor was trying to explain that, although the body is dead, the soul has departed and gone on into eternity.

"What you see here is just the shell," he emphasized. "The nut has departed."

Quick Steel · Post by **Quick Steel** » Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:17 pm

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