GSPTOPDOG wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2024 8:59 pm
Madmarco wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 11:06 pm
GSPTOPDOG wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 3:35 am

I have sworn off knives for today....

Going to My Granite Curling Stones for comfort today....
What in the world are you doing with curling stones in the desert, Dog, playing "Curling at the Cactus"?
You might could be deeply weird, my friend!

Marco, you probably don't know much about the exciting and fast paced sport of Curling,

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let me just say that when you want to meet hot chicks in top physical form ....

you head to the ice rink and bust-out your Olympic grade Granite Curling Stones...

and let the games begin!
Living in Canada, how could I possibly know anything about the slow and boring sport of curling, Dog, you must be slipping buddy, it's only our national sport!
So you're telling me you have curling stones to heat-up in the desert sun, to do what, slip them under your mattress to stay warm like a Dutch Oven?
And wouldn't it be easier to borrow someone's professional curling jacket or T-shirt instead of lugging heavy stones all the way to the rink to impress chicks?

I was never very good at picking up girls, and now that I'm more seasoned don't have any desire to do so, all the more for you young dudes!
I sure hope you get that I'm yanking your chain, Dog, everything you said makes sense in one way or another!
