I Got a Letter from the IRS

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I Got a Letter from the IRS

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8) I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate" and 1 useless President. Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. ::facepalm::

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS? ::hmm::
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Ugh........ sometimes Big Brother doesn't seem to have a sense of humor. ::paranoid::

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Re: I Got a Letter from the IRS

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sounds reasonable to me and the wife!!!!! John ::tu:: ::tu:: ::tu::
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Re: I Got a Letter from the IRS

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Maybe because you didn't list all of their social security numbers?
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Re: I Got a Letter from the IRS

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coffeecup wrote:Maybe because you didn't list all of their social security numbers?
Like Barak's, most are probably fake or belong to someone else!
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