What do you know

Shearer · Post by **Shearer** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:44 pm

what do you know:-
Eggs don't bounce

rangerbluedog · Post by **rangerbluedog** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:49 pm

now that's funny right there!

jerryd6818 · Post by **jerryd6818** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:01 pm

Shearer -- You got that right. Just ask Humpty Dumpty.

Shearer · Post by **Shearer** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:00 pm

Crowbars don't crow
Magpies are not pies .
I ask my grand children what they know.They always say nothing.Now I make them think.

Paladin · Post by **Paladin** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:49 pm

One of the un-deniable truths of life: It is impossible to get too much butter on a piece of cornbread!

Ray

robinetn · Post by **robinetn** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:03 am

111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12345678987654321

jerryd6818 · Post by **jerryd6818** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:08 am

And a thistle can't whistle.

My buddy likes to say:

"I bought a wooden whistle but it wouldn't whistle
so I bought a steel whistle and it steel wouldn't whistle
so and then I bought a tin whistle. Now I tin whistle."

Shearer · Post by **Shearer** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:56 am

grass-hopper are not made of grass

TripleF · Post by **TripleF** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:23 am

Like smoke through a keyhole is life.

tjmurphy · Post by **tjmurphy** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:01 am

My uncle used to love me but she died!!

gino · Post by **gino** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:17 am

I KNOW I AM REALLY GLAD SPIDERS CANT FLY ! (think about it)

Paladin · Post by **Paladin** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:22 am

tjmurphy wrote:My uncle used to love me but she died!!

A good line from Roger Miller. I can't recall the name of the song tho! Seems like there were a bunch of good ones in that song.

Ray
Edit: That WAS the name of the song! Thank you Jerry.

jerryd6818 · Post by **jerryd6818** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:34 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH3yYcc0gBc[/youtube]

singin46 · Post by **singin46** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:45 am

I use to do drugs,,,,,I still do drugs but I use to too!

CobraBill · Post by **CobraBill** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:29 am

The more I know, the more I know I don't know.

MITCH RAPP · Post by **MITCH RAPP** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:54 am

singin46 wrote:I use to do drugs,,,,,I still do drugs but I use to too!

singin46 · Post by **singin46** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:08 am

Nice!!!

jmh58 · Post by **jmh58** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:43 pm

Ya park in the drive-way and drive on the park-way!! John

Unk · Post by **Unk** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:09 pm

Have you ever seen a barn dance?

...or a horse fly?

or a house fly?

or a cork screw?

jmh58 · Post by **jmh58** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:14 am

Why do they call it a building when it is already built?? John

singin46 · Post by **singin46** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:20 am

Exactly John, Look at that great big built! Just don't sound right tho.

Camillus · Post by **Camillus** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:50 am

What has eyes but cannot see?

A potato

What has a toung but cannot speak?

A shoe

Paladin 51 · Post by **Paladin 51** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:54 am

Why are asteroids in the hemisphere and hemorrhoids are in your.......... well you know

junebug · Post by **junebug** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:29 pm

he who runs behind a car....gets exhausted.

that and i'm broke.........any other questions??

??? ask tiffany!

..lolololololololol

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