The tattoo.

[dewman]

A young woman decided to have the likeness of her two favorite actors, Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt
tattooed on the inside of each thigh. Into a local tattoo parlor she went. In no time, the tattoo artist
was busy at work.
After he finished his art work, the young woman looked down and cried “That doesn’t look like
either one of them!” “The hell if it don’t!” he replied. “I’ll tell you what, let’s get a second opinion.”
The tattoo artist went outside, grabbed a drunk who happened by, and took him inside where the
young woman sat with her legs spread apart. He asked the drunk “Who do these guys look like to
you.” The drunk bent over, put his head between her legs, and after a close examination, replied “I
ain’t sure who these two guys on each side is, but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!”