poker

[jonet143]

POKER
> Two couples were playing poker one evening. John
> accidentally dropped some
> cards on the floor. When he bent down under the
> table to pick them up, he
> noticed Bill's wife Nancy wasn't wearing any
> underwear under her dress!
> Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up
> again, hit his head on the
> table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to
> the kitchen to get some
> refreshments.
>
> Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see
> anything that you liked under
> there?"
>
> Surprised by her boldness, John courageously
> admitted that, well indeed he
> did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will
> cost you $500…..
> After taking a minute or two to assess the
> financial and moral costs of this
> offer, John confirms that he is interested. She
> tells him that since her
> husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John
> doesn't, John should be at her
> house around 2 PM Friday afternoon.
>
> When Friday rolled around, John showed up at
> Bill's house at 2 PM sharp and
> after paying Nancy the agreed sum of $500 they
> went to the bedroom and
> closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly
> dressed and left.
>
> As usual, Bill came home from work at 6pm and upon
> entering the house, asked
> his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house
> this afternoon?"
>
> With a lump in her throat Nancy answered "Why yes,
> he did stop by for a few
> minutes this afternoon."
>
> Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
> curtly asked, "And did he
> give you $500?"
>
> In terror she assumed that somehow he had found
> out and after Mustering her
> best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he
> did give me $500."
>
> Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised
> his wife by saying,
> "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the
> office this morning and
> borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by
> our house this afternoon
> on his way home and pay me back."
>
> Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!

[MITCH RAPP]

[El Lobo]

Yeah, and that's what I'd call "All In...On the Side."






Bill