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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
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gmusic that made my day to day.... :lol: :lol:
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gmusic :lol: :lol: ::tu::
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8) Hukk; Here's some cottage cheese to go with your Chicken Dinner! :mrgreen:
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Mitch, another view. ::barf:: ::barf:: ::barf:: ::barf::
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Ouch, ouch.....oh my eyes...my eyes. ::dang:: ::dang::

Please make it stop!! ::tear:: ::tear:: ::mdm::

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Not Hillary but you need to take a long look at this one again men.

Perhaps MITCH RAPP can place a Hillary head on this one !!!!
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::barf:: ...just when you thought it was safe , to go back in the forum,...
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::barf:: enough! where's hillary? :lol:
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El Lobo wrote:Ouch, ouch.....oh my eyes...my eyes. ::dang:: ::dang::

Please make it stop!! ::tear:: ::tear:: ::mdm::

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::tear:: ::tear:: Me Tooo! ::tear:: ::tear:: Is that her belly button down by her ankles? ::doh:: There are some really sick pictures in this thread. ::tear:: ::tear::
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Hmmn, some things never change.
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Post by MITCH RAPP »

8) A couple more! :mrgreen:
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8) And another! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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NAW, That looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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8) Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.

After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question?"

"I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth - what happened to Kenneth?" :mrgreen:
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::paranoid:: ::paranoid:: ::sneaky:: ::sneaky:: ::groove:: :lol:

Well I will have fun... LOST IN SPACE...with a RED HEAD
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Thanks HILLARY... :lol:

I am the tall one .... :wink:
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8) Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After the exam, the OB-GYN told her that she was pregnant, and in great shape. Hillary couldn't believe
the news and stormed out of the office. She rushed to her limo and picked up the
phone to call the Oval Office.

"You got me pregnant!
How could you be so careless?" There is a silence on the other end. Finally, she hears Bill's voice.

"Who is this?'' :mrgreen:
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Ken, I have to admit you have out done yourself with that disgusting photo of the rather large gal with the 200 lb. decending appendage from her moomoo.
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So far, so good...So What!!
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