Little Johnny-----------Johnnie
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Little Johnny-----------Johnnie
A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many
of them were Hillary fans. Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is,
but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands
except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different...Again.
Little Johnny says, 'Because I'm not a Hillary fan.'
The teacher says, 'Why aren't you a Hillary fan?'
Johnny says, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asks why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my mom's a Republican and my
dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican'
The teacher asks, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an
idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny
replies, 'That would make me a Hillary fan.'
of them were Hillary fans. Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is,
but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands
except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different...Again.
Little Johnny says, 'Because I'm not a Hillary fan.'
The teacher says, 'Why aren't you a Hillary fan?'
Johnny says, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asks why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my mom's a Republican and my
dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican'
The teacher asks, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an
idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny
replies, 'That would make me a Hillary fan.'
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1949 - 2009
on the cutting edge is sometimes not the place to be.
please support our troops - past and present
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R.I.P. Johnnie Fain
1949 - 2009
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Way to go Little Johnny!!

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God Bless the USA
Please visit my store SWEETWATER KNIVES
"Buy more ammo" - Johnnie Fain
"I'm glad I ain't scared to be lazy." Augustus McCrae
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