Shortest Fairy Tale

Mossdancer · Post by **Mossdancer** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:27 am

Hope this isn't a rerun
moss

gmusic · Post by **gmusic** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:13 am

El Lobo · Post by **El Lobo** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:01 am

Pretty funny MOSSY ONE.

Bill

Sauconian · Post by **Sauconian** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:37 pm

......and buy as many d*mned knives as you want to !

Works just as well when you get un - married !

Fran

singin46 · Post by **singin46** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:19 pm

Finally, some good news

Singin47

orvet · Post by **orvet** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:36 pm

Sauconian wrote:......and buy as many d*mned knives as you want to !

Works just as well when you get un - married !

Fran

But he didn't have the payments that go with getting un-married!

Mossdancer · Post by **Mossdancer** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:40 pm

Happy to say:
You just got to find the right one the first time. I do all of the afore- mentioned and am working on 45 years. Now that is the longest fairy tale.
moss

orvet · Post by **orvet** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:45 pm

Kudos Moss!
That is a long time.

My folks coming up on 60 years this June....or is it 61?

Dale

singin46 · Post by **singin46** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:17 pm

No payments orvet, they never got married. That's why he's so happy.

Perry

jonet143 · Post by **jonet143** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:32 pm

birthday perry?

Sauconian · Post by **Sauconian** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:33 pm

Almost right Perry. It's the third one I never married. Payments expired on 1 & 2.

I guess I'd have about 35 years in too.....can I total them all together ?

Hey .....another collection !

Fran

Sauconian · Post by **Sauconian** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:37 pm

Birthday ?

Where you been Johnnie, having a senior moment ?

Any later and it'd be singin 48 !

jonet143 · Post by **jonet143** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:06 pm

uh, i forgot.

maybe a senior moment

mine is the 31st. is 59 a senior? i blame it on the sixties!

Hukk · Post by **Hukk** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:09 pm

Uh, call it 3.5 times

and now I got lucky.

MITCH RAPP · Post by **MITCH RAPP** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:18 pm

A 98 year old man and a 95 year old woman went to a lawyer to get a

divorce."How long have you been married?" he asked. "75 rough and

rocky years," they said. "Then, why have you waited so long to file for

divorce?" They replied, "We had to wait for the kids to die!"