“There are things in the old Book which I may not be able to explain, but I fully accept it as the infallible word of God, and receive its teachings as inspired by the Holy Spirit.”
Robert E. Lee
Ken, couldn't you have just stopped with "Dear Santa, I would like a new knife for Christmas. I've been real good". You're forcing the rest of us into actual rational thinking. Geez.
Dear Santa, I know you're busy, so I'll make it easy for you. I'll take one of your old knives, in fact the older the better. Heck, I'll even take it if it is over 100 years old. Just trying to help...
TFL
"The Luggage had a straightforward way of dealing with things between it and its intended destination: it ignored them." -Terry Pratchett