Understanding Women

[jerryd6818]

[samb1955]

Is this one of those read between the lines posts?

[jerryd6818]

I'm sorry. I thought it was pretty self explanatory. The bottom line is, it's impossible to understand women.

[Railsplitter]

I should show this to my wife.............NOT!

[Colonel26]

Amen! I sent this to my wife and the neighbor couple across the road. If y’all don’t hear from me in a couple of days.....

[Shearer]

Don't look just listen.

He should have went and found a hammer.
That's to pull the nail out( maybe )

Grant

[fergusontd]

Jerry, Thats hitting the nail on the head!
(You knew it was comming!) ftd

[samb1955]

I'm sorry. I thought it was pretty self explanatory. The bottom line is, it's impossible to understand women.

I'm out of high speed for the month. Nothing was there when I checked the post. I'll check it out at the first of next month. I'd sure like to find out.

[gsmith7158]

If you did just listen, then you would be an insensitive, selfish SOB for not trying to get help to extract the nail. It is a no win situation for any Male. Best to just stay in the den and watch the Cubs.

[Knife Nut]

OMG that is so funny and true.
Been there so many times!

Paul

[tongueriver]

This is another example of 'how it works.'

[just bob]

Funniest joke of all time on the same subject;

A guy was walking along the beach, found a bottle, and picked it up. A magical genie popped out and said, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can't because I'm afraid to fly and ships make me deathly sick. My wish is for you to build a highway from here to Hawaii." The genie replied, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Think of the huge pilings we would need to hold up that highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. And think of all the cement that would be needed. Plus, since it's such a long span, there would have to be gas stations and rest stops along the way. No, that's just too much to ask. Impossible. Think of another wish." The guy thought for a moment and said, "Well, there is one thing I've always wanted to know. I'd like to be able to understand women - what makes them laugh and cry, why are they so temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with ...you know, what makes them tick?" The genie thought for a second, then asked, "Do you want that highway with two lanes or four?"

[zoogirl]

‘’Outta my way, guys! Where’s my hammer?! Ok who swiped it? I gotta go all the way to metalshop? Ah, got it. Thwuck! Ouch! That stung! No I don’t need any help! I can get my own bandaid. I’m the first aid, remember? $&@?! nail gun!’’

Ok, I actually did drive a nail through my finger last year. Drilled my hand a few years ago.

On the other hand, the Genie story totally made me giggle.

[KleenCut61]

This is another example of 'how it works.'man woman switchboards.jpg

[zoogirl]

Yeah, he may be right!

[DM11]

I opened this thread with extreme caution! Now I'm laughing. Been there done that. One time I was listening to my girlfriends rant and when she stopped. I said 'there are only two things wrong here". She said "what are they". I said "your a woman and your acting like one". Then the fireworks really started.

[jerryd6818]

David, you are a brave man. Not a real bright one but brave just the same.

[philco]

David, you are a brave man. Not a real bright one but brave just the same.

[zoogirl]

Hey Dave, you can still type...she can’t have been that mad!

[sunknife]

Nice to start the day with a good laugh , thanks Jerry.

[Doc B]

That's funny! I won't even be telling my wife this one...as a second hand story.