after seeing the initial tidioute version of the melon whittler, i really wanted one.
then, when i heard the northfield version would have a wharncliffe blade, i really, really, REALLY wanted one.
what can i say? i'm a sucker for whittlers and wharncliffes.
alright.
i need to get this off my chest.
i'm really not a big fan of great eastern knives.
don't get me wrong - i'm extremely happy that an american knife making company is enjoying this kind of success.
but, i just don't like the "collector's item" mentality.
knives are tools, and can certainly be works of art, but they're not toys.
to me, the serial numbering and certificate of authenticity crap just reeks of "kid stuff."
i like knives that are limited and hard to find and all that, but i've had it up to here with serial numbers.
knives are meant to be used and enjoyed and carried, not locked away in a vault like a relic.
personally, i'd be heartbroken if i made knives that were never going to be used in any way.
i have no idea why a company would try their best to make sure all of their knives ended up locked away in a safe.
but, maybe that's just me.
alright - i got it off my chest.
on with the review.
when i saw a photo of the new and improved melon whittler, i was hooked.
i picked out the best looking stag on the available knives, paid my money, and waited.
today, the postman delivered my little box full of joy.
i ripped it open, dug out the familiar cardboard tube, and held my breath.
the first thing i noticed was a label, signed and numbered, with the words "GENUINE STAG" at the top.
and then, the label went on to explain everything you'd ever want to know about... mammoth ivory.
seriously.
nobody caught this?
"oh, well," i thought, "what really matters is on the inside."
and with that, i popped the top and dug out the goodies.
let me first say that this is, in my humble opinion, the best design great eastern has ever made.
their trappers are really cliche and uninspired.
their congress pattern brings absolutely nothing new to the table.
their barlows and sleeveboards are too short and fat.
i could go on and on.
but this one is just plain purty.
it's totally original, elegant, sturdy, comfortable....
and, it looks 10 times better with the wharncliffe blade than the old spear blade.
the elongated sleeveboard shape makes it feel more like a surgical tool in your hand than a pocket knife.
this thing just oozes class and sophistication without being sissy.
in other words: it's a damn near perfect design.
the split springs, the thick master blade, the thoughtful and functional swedges, the threaded and pinched bolsters... everything blends together in a symphony of cutlery excellence.
but, looking a bit closer, my eyes began to clear, and i began noticing some details that were a bit... lacking.
most obviously (to me) - none of the blades match up with the springs when they're open.
none of them.
there should be a flat, smooth transition from the spring to the spine of the blade, but all of these are stair-stepped.
frankly, this is just poor execution on a brilliant design.
had the pivot holes been properly drilled, and the tangs properly ground, this wouldn't be an issue.
the next thing i noticed was the polishing.
all three blades still have clear grinding lines, particularly near the tang.
again, this is just sloppy work, and should never have been permitted to leave the factory.
and, even though this knife was brand-frickin'-new, all three blades and the springs were covered in handling scratches.
what the hell?!
all of the nail marks exhibit a half-black half-silver mess that's just plain unattractive.
personally, i like my nail marks to be black.
some people (like w.r. case & co.) like them to be silver.
either way, it looks a lot worse when it's half and half.
seriously, great eastern. this just looks ugly.
the same goes for the threads in the bolsters. they just look unfinished and blotchy with black.
make them one or the other, not a little bit of both.
also, this (pardon my french) pussy blade etch has got to go.
either stamp it properly, or leave it alone.
this sissy stuff doesn't look good and isn't durable.
it sucks on schatt & morgans and it sucks on these, too.
some folks might say i'm being too picky.
maybe so.
but this knife cost $160.
that's pretty much smack dab in the middle between entry-level custom & queen, price-wise.
therefore, it's reasonable to expect a knife that's better than a queen, but not as good as a custom job.
but it's not.
quality-wise, it's no better made than your run-of-the-mill case or queen, frankly.
it uses one of the most inexpensive steels (although, personally, i really like 1095), the most inexpensive liners and pins (brass instead of nickel silver) and the most inexpensive blade marking (etch instead of stamp).
so, where's all the money going?
now, this isn't to say the knife is a total flop.
great eastern, right now, does the best stag in the business.
period.
no one else is even close.
the stag on mine is reasonably dark, and exhibits the best figuring it possibly could.
whoever hafted this knife knew what he/she was doing.
none of the blades exhibit any play, and they're all perfectly centered opened and closed.
there are absolutely no gaps between the stag and liner or liner and springs or springs and divider.
all the pins and pivots are reasonably clean and none of them caused any splits in the stag.
whoever came up with this pattern (presumably bill howard) deserves a bonus on his paycheck.
well done!
in the end, i'll keep it.
it's not worth $160.
it's not worth $120, for that matter.
but it's a nice knife that feels good in my hands, and that goes a long way with me.
oh, and i will be polishing off the stupid frickin' blade etch and the stupid frickin' serial number.
and i will actually use it to cut stuff!
maybe that'll make everyone else's more valuable!

3 1/2 stars out of 5