Unique Sales Gimic

Forensic Jim · Post by **Forensic Jim** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:03 am

I saw this on fleabay and got a real laugh at this unique way to increase sales. Item #200125966091.

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:31 pm

She's selling something?....I wasn't paying attention.

Actually, Jim, what is a riot is that for all her other items she's displaying them with the same "come hither" pose. And her "name" is "naughtylibrarian" or something.

Funny? Lame? Sad? I dunno, but I don't want to buy any of her stuff.

Though Jim, those Northwoods of yours would sell like hotcakes if you showed a little leg in your pictures.

Forensic Jim · Post by **Forensic Jim** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:57 pm

Jeez, I don't know if that would be such a great idea. Big, fat hairy legs, would probably be a turn off. But you never know? I could try wearing a speedo.

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:27 pm

Save the Speedo for the 2008 "Men of AAPK" Calendar, Jim.

jonet143 · Post by **jonet143** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:31 pm

that's an image that will haunt me. no speedos!

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:29 pm

aaaagggghhh!

Forensic Jim · Post by **Forensic Jim** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:41 pm

That guy might be a little smaller than me. The last I checked I was 342 lbs. and 6'1", and no muscle. A new barbeque retaurant just opened up in my little town and it ain't helping my figure none. Best beef briskit, ribs, pulled pork, fried catfish, fried okra, greens, mac & cheese, cornbread, etc. I think I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.

Forensic Jim · Post by **Forensic Jim** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:44 pm

John, I think you're on to something with the Men of AAPK Calendar idea! That could raise some real money for AAPK and maybe Bryan would consider it. Who wants to be first to volunteer?

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:18 pm

Forensic Jim wrote:John, I think you're on to something with the Men of AAPK Calendar idea! That could raise some real money for AAPK and maybe Bryan would consider it. Who wants to be first to volunteer?

I'm in, Jim! This is a shot of me at the pool this summer.
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justold52 · Post by **justold52** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:14 pm

I will have to do some hunting for a photo of a man to go with that NOT PINK girl.....

jonet143 · Post by **jonet143** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:16 pm

please ken nooooooooooooooooo! don't make me play my moderator card

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:42 pm

You know, I don't recall the NOT PINK girl....and I get the feeling I don't want to be introduced to her.

Who started all this silliness anyway?!?

MITCH RAPP · Post by **MITCH RAPP** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:59 pm

If you Guys are going to start posting pictures of Naked Men, Iam

staying out of this one!

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:18 pm

MITCH is right...this thread has gone to hell in a handbasket and I feel partially responsible.

Only partially, mind you.

To get us back on track, here's a picture of a knife I like.

jonet143 · Post by **jonet143** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:30 pm

it's ok john, this is the "off topic discussion" forum.

and this is about as far off topic as it gets. show and tell us about your knife in fixed blades.

MITCH RAPP · Post by **MITCH RAPP** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:35 pm

Yeah! John; I was just kidding! Nice Knife.

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:39 pm

johnnie....I threw up the fixed blade picture as a "palate cleanser," if you will. I got the feeling we had damaged poor MITCH's retinas with the "large fellow in speedo" pic.

But...if that's the way you want this thread to go, so be it! I take no responsibility for this one in any way whatsoever.

(Google Image Seach is an amazing thing, ain't it?)

El Lobo · Post by **El Lobo** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:50 pm

Ker..........plunk!! #^&#@**

Gunsmoke47 · Post by **Gunsmoke47** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:55 pm

My wife promised she would never put that out on the net!!!

I wonder what I did to make her mad??

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:01 pm

Gunsmoke47 wrote:My wife promised she would never put that out on the net!!! I wonder what I did to make her mad??

jonet143 · Post by **jonet143** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:02 pm

john, ya just passed ken on the dark side!

you're nasty, i think i like you.

(not that way!)

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:21 pm

jonet143 wrote:john, ya just passed ken on the dark side! you're nasty, i think i like you. (not that way!)

Just a slow day at work, here, johnnie and nothing passes the time better than searching Google for pictures of fat dudes in thongs.

Really slow day at work.

John

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:23 pm

Oh, and by the way...you don't wanna know where that guy keeps his pocketknife.

Forensic Jim · Post by **Forensic Jim** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:35 pm

My question is...just what the heck is that white object protruding near his crack, TP maybe?

jonet143 · Post by **jonet143** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:39 pm

whoa! jim, that's way more than i want to know!

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