All About Pocket Knives

I saw this on fleabay and got a real laugh at this unique way to increase sales. Item #200125966091.

She's selling something?....I wasn't paying attention.


Actually, Jim, what is a riot is that for all her other items she's displaying them with the same "come hither" pose. And her "name" is "naughtylibrarian" or something.

Funny? Lame? Sad? I dunno, but I don't want to buy any of her stuff.

Though Jim, those Northwoods of yours would sell like hotcakes if you showed a little leg in your pictures.

Jeez, I don't know if that would be such a great idea. Big, fat hairy legs, would probably be a turn off. But you never know? I could try wearing a speedo.

Save the Speedo for the 2008 "Men of AAPK" Calendar, Jim.

that's an image that will haunt me. no speedos!

aaaagggghhh!

That guy might be a little smaller than me. The last I checked I was 342 lbs. and 6'1", and no muscle. A new barbeque retaurant just opened up in my little town and it ain't helping my figure none. Best beef briskit, ribs, pulled pork, fried catfish, fried okra, greens, mac & cheese, cornbread, etc. I think I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.

John, I think you're on to something with the Men of AAPK Calendar idea! That could raise some real money for AAPK and maybe Bryan would consider it. Who wants to be first to volunteer?

Forensic Jim wrote:John, I think you're on to something with the Men of AAPK Calendar idea! That could raise some real money for AAPK and maybe Bryan would consider it. Who wants to be first to volunteer?

I'm in, Jim! This is a shot of me at the pool this summer.
.
.
.
.
.
Not.

I will have to do some hunting for a photo of a man to go with that NOT PINK girl.....

please ken nooooooooooooooooo! don't make me play my moderator card

You know, I don't recall the NOT PINK girl....and I get the feeling I don't want to be introduced to her.

Who started all this silliness anyway?!?

If you Guys are going to start posting pictures of Naked Men, Iam

staying out of this one!

MITCH is right...this thread has gone to hell in a handbasket and I feel partially responsible.

Only partially, mind you.

To get us back on track, here's a picture of a knife I like.

it's ok john, this is the "off topic discussion" forum. and this is about as far off topic as it gets. show and tell us about your knife in fixed blades.

Yeah! John; I was just kidding! Nice Knife.

johnnie....I threw up the fixed blade picture as a "palate cleanser," if you will. I got the feeling we had damaged poor MITCH's retinas with the "large fellow in speedo" pic.

But...if that's the way you want this thread to go, so be it! I take no responsibility for this one in any way whatsoever.

(Google Image Seach is an amazing thing, ain't it?)

Ker..........plunk!! #^&#@**

My wife promised she would never put that out on the net!!! I wonder what I did to make her mad??

Gunsmoke47 wrote:My wife promised she would never put that out on the net!!! I wonder what I did to make her mad??

john, ya just passed ken on the dark side! you're nasty, i think i like you. (not that way!)

jonet143 wrote:john, ya just passed ken on the dark side! you're nasty, i think i like you. (not that way!)

Just a slow day at work, here, johnnie and nothing passes the time better than searching Google for pictures of fat dudes in thongs.

Really slow day at work.

John

Oh, and by the way...you don't wanna know where that guy keeps his pocketknife.

My question is...just what the heck is that white object protruding near his crack, TP maybe?

whoa! jim, that's way more than i want to know!