Two knife collectors are sitting at the bar….

[Bradfordguy]

Two knife collectors are sitting at the bar.

One says, “I rotate my carry every day.”

The other says, “I carry the same knife. Builds character.”

Bartender says, “Yeah, one of you has commitment issues, the other has trust issues.”

[Bradfordguy]

Two knife collectors are sitting at the bar.

One says, “I only collect American-made.”

The other says, “I just buy what I like.”

Bartender says, “So one of you has standards, and the other has more knives.”

[wiseguy]

[Bradfordguy]

Two knife collectors are sitting at the bar.

One says, “I got a great deal on this.”

The other says, “How much?”

Bartender says, “If it starts with ‘great deal,’ it wasn’t.”

[Bradfordguy]

Two knife collectors are sitting at the bar.

One says, “I only collect Case.”

The other says, “I’m all Remington.”

Bartender says, “So one of you pays too much, and the other spends his time explaining why he didn’t.”

[Bradfordguy]

Two knife collectors are sitting at the bar.

One says, “I trust Case quality.”

The other says, “I trust Remington rarity.”

Bartender says, “Trust me—you both just like buying knives.”

[Lansky1]

Good ones !

[Bradfordguy]

Two knife collectors are sitting at the bar.

One says, “I spent three hours organizing my collection today.”

The other says, “By what—size? Steel? handle material?”

First guy says, “No… by how much regret I’d feel if I lost each one.”

The other nods slowly. “Smart.”

Bartender sets down their drinks and says, “You guys ever organize them by how many you actually need?”

[Steve Warden]

Good stuff!

[1967redrider]

I love it!

[Eustace]

Two knife collectors are sitting in a bar and one says to the other:
"I tried to send a knife to the US today, but the Bulgarian Post clerk told me it’s impossible because of the ban."
"Why? Did they say it’s a security risk?" the other asks.
"No," he sighs. "She said the pigeon that usually flies to New York has retired, and the new one hasn't been briefed on how to handle sharp objects over the Atlantic yet!"

[doglegg]

Two knife collectors are sitting in a bar and one says to the other:
"I tried to send a knife to the US today, but the Bulgarian Post clerk told me it’s impossible because of the ban."
"Why? Did they say it’s a security risk?" the other asks.
"No," he sighs. "She said the pigeon that usually flies to New York has retired, and the new one hasn't been briefed on how to handle sharp objects over the Atlantic yet!"

[1967redrider]

Two knife collectors are sitting in a bar and one says to the other:
"I tried to send a knife to the US today, but the Bulgarian Post clerk told me it’s impossible because of the ban."
"Why? Did they say it’s a security risk?" the other asks.
"No," he sighs. "She said the pigeon that usually flies to New York has retired, and the new one hasn't been briefed on how to handle sharp objects over the Atlantic yet!"

[bighomer]

Good one Eustace.

[Bradfordguy]

Two knife collectors are sitting at the bar.

One says, “I buy for investment.”

The other says, “I buy for enjoyment.”

Bartender says, “So neither of you is saving money.”