royal0014 wrote:Mornin' all. Another pleasant day here in Dixie. As of right now, not much planned for the day. Hope it stays that way, gotta lazy streak 
Great day to all!
My dad used to tell a story about an old fella down home that had two boys that were so lazy they wouldn't yell 'Sui' if the hogs was eatin' 'em up. Somebody asked him which one was the laziest and the old boy said he didn't know. The more he thought about it, the more he wondered himself, which one of those boys was the laziest so he decided on a little experiment.
The old man goes looking for his boys and finds 'em layin' under a shade tree out in the yard. He says, "Boys, you're lazy as sin. Everybody says you two are the laziest human beings in the county or maybe even the state. I just got to wonderin' which one is the laziest so here's what I'm gonna do. Which ever one is the laziest, I'm gonna give him a dollar (this was back when a dollar was a good days wages).
Well the youngest jumps up and says, "Give it to me, Pa. You know I'm to lazy to wipe my own butt."
The older one just laid there and says, "If'n you want me to have it Pa, just stick it in my pocket."
Forged on the anvil of discipline.
The Few. The Proud.
Jerry D.
This country has become more about sub-groups than about it's unity as a nation.
"The #72 pattern has got to be pretty close to the perfect knife."
--T.J. Murphy 2012
I'm a little late checking in guys and gals, had dog duty first thing this morning, Luci told me so! Congrats mike to both of you, Jerry is right about the camera thing because if you look away their in school,turn your head their in high school, go to work ,come home they've moved out. Seriously they grow up so fast it seems 
maybe we should'nt feed and water them so much 
But, at least it isn't one of the migraines.......
I'm usually late to the diner.......today I'm the first one here.
____another benefit of working the week-in shift (vacations=====almost two weeks !!!!!)___hoping to get the grass cut before the rain ???___________have a GR8 Day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Monk 
Thirteen years, and this is the first time I forgot! I was looking forward to her Birthday next month. Oh, well, at least she ain't mad 